I take issue with your taking issue.
The fact is that most of the sliding and moving parts on a gun are NOT operating "under pressure". The slide of just about every semi-auto is only supporting it's own weight. Even the BCG of an AR isn't all that much. Not 5,000 lbs, not even 5 lbs, more like it's own weight of ~5 ounces. Therefore, a sled of ~5 ounces is a fair test. And slowly pouring water into a bucket is fair way of determining how much weight is need to overcome the coefficient of friction for each lube as applied per the manufacturer's instructions.
Is it perfect. Probably not, but it is a damn sight better then anything else I've seen.
And I take issue with your taking issue with my taking issue.
I knew someone was going to advance this argument. The problem is you're only looking at the slide rails, which may or may not be subject to fairly high pressures when the gun is fired. How about the other parts? I'll use the 1911, since those are what I mostly tinker with.
How much pressure is the tip of the sear subjected to as it presses against the hammer hooks, and has to slide as you pull the trigger?
How much pressure are the barrel locking lugs subjected to as the gun fires and the barrel is dragged back and down by the recoiling slide and the barrel link?
And, even if the slide rails aren't subjected to a lot of compressive force, there is still plenty of axial force to start the slide moving and to overcome any small, initial resistance caused by stiff grease. Once the slide is moving, we still want the best, most slippery stuff between the two surfaces, and typically that's grease. Oil works, but for serious work I use Lubri-Plate on the slide rails as well as the sear tip and locking lugs. Other folks like specialty products like Tetra Grease or Slide-Glide.
The fact that oil allows a block with almost no weight on it to start sliding easier than grease doesn't in any way prove that oil is the best lubricant for those mating surfaces.