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Preacherman

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« on: January 17, 2006, 12:12:32 PM »
From a friend, via e-mail:

Quote
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
Cheesy
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Fly320s

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2006, 01:11:39 PM »
Nice one; seen it before.  Cheesy

I sometimes use my laptop to help me solve crossword puzzles.  It always amuses me when the computer doesn't recognize a clue used in the puzzle, or recognizes it but can't define the word or give me a synonym.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2006, 04:54:19 PM »
Dang, that's cute.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2006, 05:09:11 PM »
I know a guy who relied on spell check to proofread his book. Not good... Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2006, 06:16:40 PM »
Ah sum.