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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 11:40:58 PM »
I got four out five....












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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 11:41:53 PM »
I only got the shoe and scissors right.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 11:42:56 PM »
my ability to figure out women is awesome!     in its consistency   o for 5
It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 11:47:45 PM »
I hit three out of five. It would have been five for five if I wouldn't of second guessed myself.

My family had several psycho women, that's one of the reasons I moved to the middle of nowhere.

I got four out five....












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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 11:50:23 PM »
I got four out five....












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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 11:50:32 PM »
I only got scissor lady right.  I think I'd have done better if I'd gone with my instincts, though - I'd have gotten Lug Wrench lady and Shoe lady right, for example - but I didn't because your statement led me to believe that the results would be surprising.  :laugh:
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 12:00:45 AM »
2 out of 5

I got shoe lady and tire iron lady right.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2010, 12:01:20 AM »
I hit it 5 for 5












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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2010, 12:08:25 AM »
Three right.  But it's a crap shoot with a five-sided "die" anyhow.

But obviously, we have to register those high-heeled shoes, lug wrenches, glass pitchers, scissors, and belts.

Now!

For the children!

And limit the height of heels, number of box ends on lug wrenches, weight of glass pitchers, length of scissors, and tensile strength of belts!

If it saves one assaultee, it's worth it!

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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2010, 12:13:46 AM »
my ability to figure out women is awesome!     in its consistency   o for 5

What's up "not being able to figure out women" buddy?
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 12:36:48 AM »
I did much better on "match the tramp stamp".
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2010, 12:38:28 AM »
I only got the shoe girl.

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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2010, 12:40:31 AM »
Maybe its the buzz....but I found that hilarious!  Got 1 out of 5...shoe girl!
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2010, 01:26:10 AM »
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2010, 01:32:15 AM »
What's up "not being able to figure out women" buddy?
i'm borked  i live in hell  wife two daughters  the goat and i are the only testosterone on the place.  and daughters are like wives with a "you have to love me always can't divorce me clause
It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2010, 03:31:36 AM »
shoe girl and belt mom were easy imo ( I've had both in my life at times, shoe girls are a lot more fun )
 Glass gal was easy to, she's an alky and she knows she done wrong.

Both lug wrench and scissors girl were a tossup, they both look like they'll grab the first thing handy to clobber you.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2010, 03:48:12 AM »
I was getting between 0 and 2 right until I got to the tattoos, which I got all 5 right and realized I should quit.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2010, 03:50:46 AM »
I was getting between 0 and 2 right until I got to the tattoos, which I got all 5 right and realized I should quit.
After seeing the Oct 8 contest, I see why some people loathe prostitutes. She is frightening.

This one amused me:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster/match-arrestee-item-they-allegedly-stole
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2010, 04:15:01 AM »
After seeing the Oct 8 contest, I see why some people loathe prostitutes. She is frightening.


Public nudity woman though - she looks a right laugh. In a sort of early days of Alzheimers sort of way.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2010, 09:59:58 AM »
3 out of 5

Missed belt and lug wrench.

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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2010, 10:10:16 AM »
WOOT 5 of 5, wait is that good or bad? [tinfoil]

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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2010, 10:10:42 AM »
I got Belt and tire-iron wrong, 3 out of five and the one toss-up. I'm callin that purty dern good! It IS the least ya can miss after all.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2010, 10:22:12 AM »
I only got the tire iron right.
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Re: Match the assault arrestee with her alleged weapon
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2010, 10:43:21 AM »
I only got the shoe girl right- maybe because I thought it was kind of hawt. :lol:
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