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What did you learn today?
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:05:18 AM »
Did you learn a new and interesting fact today? Post it up here!

Mine for today: Benoit Mandelbrot (of fractal geometry fame) wrote a book on economics in 2004 while in his late 70's called The (Mis)Behavior of Markets.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2015, 05:43:44 PM »
That an R-134A A/C system has a low plus/minus tolerance on the charging weight for proper operation.

Also ore information than I can recount here about vehicle A/C systems...I've redone A/C systems before in the DIY capacity but never knew the theory or proper diagnostics for them.

And do not under any circumstances use those cans of A/C recharge with the sealants and similar snake oil from the auto parts store...use straight refrigerant only

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2015, 07:20:33 PM »
I learned that when a person calls their primary care provider and complains about chest pain, dizziness and passing out at random times and are told to go to the nearest ER they decide to go to Jack in the Box for lunch before they show up at the ER 3 hours later.   =|

Truthfully, I probably already knew this but it is nice to have my faith in dumbassery reconfirmed occasionally.  ;)


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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2015, 07:28:26 PM »
I learned this one weird trick that doctors hate....
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2015, 07:58:17 PM »
Only one?

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2015, 08:09:24 PM »
I learned that chrome is considered a heavy metal, and less then 8000 micrograms/liter is enough to make water hazmat, requiring special disposal. All 18,000 gals of it.

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2015, 09:19:49 PM »
I learned this one weird trick that doctors hate....
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2015, 09:26:28 PM »
I have this urge to click something here, but there is nothing to click.

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2015, 09:27:58 PM »
I learned that chrome is considered a heavy metal, and less then 8000 micrograms/liter is enough to make water hazmat, requiring special disposal. All 18,000 gals of it.

Chromium in its unoxidized state isn't so bad.  Chromium IV (hexavalent or hexchrome) is breddy tough guy, the 1%er outlaw biker of heavy metals.

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2015, 10:05:39 PM »
I learned that a co-op student takes a lot of time from your day, particularly if they are green.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 10:16:12 PM »
My Myron Ultrameter is in fact buoyant.  Something they advertised, but up until today I never had to actually test.   Buoyancy FTW.  

http://www.myronl.com/products/ultrameter_II.htm
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 10:25:29 PM »
I learned how to make $500 a day at home on the internet. God it's so easy! Why didn't I know before :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2015, 11:04:23 PM »
I learned the proper way to bench cut a trail for proper drainage and sustainability.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2015, 11:27:33 PM »
We demand banner ads!

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2015, 11:45:22 PM »
Today was Tuesday. I reserve Tuesdays for practicing old or recently learned skills/knowledge only.
Today I was subject to refresher training, when there is a threat of rain it will wait till just after you start mowing to begin raining.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2015, 11:55:31 PM »
I learned that sharpening your mower blades to a razor edge requires something sturdier than mechanic's gloves when trying to tighten the blade retaining bolt. I also learned that fabric bandaids conform around human thumbs much better than plastic bandaids.

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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2015, 01:01:59 AM »
I learned how I could save money by switching to GEICO.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2015, 01:18:54 AM »
We demand banner ads!

We could implement my pay-to-click idea from last April...

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What did you learn today?
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2015, 05:00:51 AM »
I learned that sharpening your mower blades to a razor edge requires something sturdier than mechanic's gloves when trying to tighten the blade retaining bolt. I also learned that fabric bandaids conform around human thumbs much better than plastic bandaids.

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2015, 06:43:38 AM »
I keep getting older but high school girls stay the same age.
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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2015, 07:00:31 AM »
I learned that some snake-proof boots aren't.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/snakebit-company-recalls-snake-boots-after-demonstration-goes-wrong-n361391


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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2015, 07:09:42 AM »
I keep getting older but high school girls stay the same age.

Odd, that.  My observation is that they are now allowing third-graders into high school.

stay safe.
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2015, 07:28:58 AM »
Odd, that.  My observation is that they are now allowing third-graders into high school.

stay safe.

Based on my observations last night I wasn't looking at any third graders.  (Where is the dirty old man smilely?)
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: What did you learn today?
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2015, 08:59:38 AM »
The Boy Scouts have banned water gun fights because Boy Scouts are kind and pointing any kind of gun at people is not kind.

Lord Baden-Powell would not be amused.
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