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Title: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: vaskidmark on June 19, 2012, 09:17:34 AM: - and apparently that includes making up with your girlfriend.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/barbara-hall-pam-cooking-spray-sex-assault-florida_n_1597702.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

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Barbara Hall Had Cooking Spray Sex, Threw Bottle At Boyfriend, Florida Cops Say

Then go to http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/06/barbara-hall-and-her-45-year-old.html to view the police arrest report.

I'm not gonna touch this. Nope! Not even with double-layer latex gloves.

stay safe.
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: TechMan on June 19, 2012, 09:47:54 AM: So he really slipped up....
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: BryanP on June 19, 2012, 10:25:43 AM: So he's not teflon coated.
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: Jamie B on June 19, 2012, 11:12:11 AM: Quote from: BryanP on June 19, 2012, 10:25:43 AM
So he's not teflon coated.

Seven & Seven for me! My buddy will have a Slippery Nipple.
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: Harold Tuttle on June 19, 2012, 11:16:45 AM: Hosing a she beast with cooking spray is not on my bucket list.
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: BryanP on June 19, 2012, 12:16:24 PM: "Get the chicken blubber out baby, it's time to party!"
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: TechMan on June 19, 2012, 12:22:22 PM: Quote from: Harold Tuttle on June 19, 2012, 11:16:45 AM
Hosing a she beast with cooking spray is not on my bucket list.

Why not? ??? :P
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 19, 2012, 12:58:04 PM: Health :police:

http://m.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/choosing-personal-lubricant (http://m.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/choosing-personal-lubricant) nsfw

Pam is a no go for safe sex :laugh:
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: TechMan on June 19, 2012, 01:14:32 PM: Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 19, 2012, 12:58:04 PM
Health :police:

http://m.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/choosing-personal-lubricant (http://m.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/choosing-personal-lubricant) nsfw

Pam is a no go for safe sex :laugh:

But is it okay for she beast sex?
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 19, 2012, 02:04:49 PM: Quote from: adively on June 19, 2012, 01:14:32 PM
But is it okay for she beast sex?

If you want to have sex with a she beast, you have a lot more issues then which personal lubricant to use...
:barf:
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: TechMan on June 19, 2012, 02:14:15 PM: Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 19, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
If you want to have sex with a she beast, you have a lot more issues then which personal lubricant to use...
:barf:

I don't want sex with a she beast, I am just asking for HT. I am going to try to convince him that he wants to put that on his bucket list. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: RoadKingLarry on June 19, 2012, 02:24:52 PM: Quote
The report didn't state whether the olive oil was virgin or extra virgin.

:rofl:
;/
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: brimic on June 19, 2012, 02:38:51 PM: "Barbara threw her drink at __________, which was in a Red Solo Cup"

Lets have a Party!
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: TechMan on June 19, 2012, 02:56:31 PM: Quote from: brimic on June 19, 2012, 02:38:51 PM
"Barbara threw her drink at __________, which was in a Red Solo Cup"

Lets have a Party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68) Slightly NSFW.
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: mtnbkr on June 19, 2012, 02:57:32 PM: Quote from: adively on June 19, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68) Slightly NSFW.

I counted more than two girls. He's gonna need more cups.

Chris
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: Boomhauer on June 19, 2012, 09:56:49 PM: I'm going to go ahead and venture a guess that her house is on wheels...
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: seeker_two on June 19, 2012, 10:53:05 PM: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wSCRumqmdQg

Not that it would happen with Pam involved......
Title: Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
Post by: Jocassee on June 20, 2012, 03:59:27 PM: Quote from: adively on June 19, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68) Slightly NSFW.

Proceed to Party!!