If I could, my job would be more pleasant. Those stinky and buggy people end up in court. Had to spray the courtroom for bugs today...bedbugs, lice, and scabies.
Maybe you could put up a sign.
"If you dress like you have some shred of respect for yourself and the court, the court will be more likely to have some shred of respect for you. In short, bathing and spending $20 at Goodwill could save you thousands in fines, jail time, or greatly improve your child custody situation."
This. The former owner of the tax place switched from cigarettes to vaping after Illinois passed the no smoking indoors law. Not sure what his "mix" was, but the place always smelled of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, even though the mix was not chocolate, nor cookie flavours... Nor was anyone baking cookies....
Cinnamon roll seems to smell a lot more like cinnamon raisin bread. Doesn't really taste much like either, but I could see it being really pleasant with hot cocoa once the weather cools off.