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Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« on: March 01, 2022, 12:16:32 PM »
So, tonight's the big night, and I actually might watch this one.

Something tells me that this is going to be an absolute debacle.

I just wonder how over the top the Democrats are going to be (especially Nancy) in their adulation to try to provide cover for the fact that Biden's popularity is cratering and initial polls of his handling of the Ukraine crisis aren't exactly favorable.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2022, 12:20:28 PM »
I just saw that it starts at 2100.

My prediction is that he nods off halfway through.  He can't stay up that late.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2022, 12:21:13 PM »
"Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address"
It's all Trump's fault
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2022, 12:22:26 PM »
Predictions?

Watch for lies, damn lies, and statistics.

I would really, really like to see whichever Republicans are permitted to attend wearing Let's Go Brandon buttons.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2022, 12:28:51 PM »
Alcohol poisoning is what I predict.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2022, 12:30:16 PM »
Inflation, gas prices, and shortages will all be blamed on Ukraine (the media is already pushing this narrative). Because as we all know gas was $1.65 and the shelves were full before last week.

I’m sure some monumentally stupid actions concerning Russia will be announced.

He will announce a pivot from Build Back Better to something even worse and blame Build Back Better’s failure on Republicans to thundering applause.



I’m just hoping we get a bunch of good Biden gaffes out of it.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2022, 12:49:36 PM »
Well, he did cure Covid yesterday.

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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2022, 12:55:08 PM »
He will take credit for beating covid-19, there is still work to do and we need to get ready for the next pandemic.

He will condemn Russia Russia Russia and white nationalism linking them overtly or subtly with the American right, maga and Trump.

He will talk about protecting "our democracy" here and abroad. More Russia Russia Russia bad maga and Trump.

He will talk about protecting the right to vote and the dirty republicans trying to disenfranchise minorities. More Russia Russia Russia.

He will take credit for a strong economy but we have more work to do. The government will spend whatever it takes for an economy that is equitable.

We're proud of our trannies.

Russia Russia Russia
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2022, 12:58:48 PM »
Anyone got a drinking game going yet?
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2022, 01:01:46 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 01, 2022, 12:58:48 PM
Anyone got a drinking game going yet?

Half of America would be dead of alcohol poisoning within 10 minutes.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2022, 01:17:45 PM »
Feel free to add

Take a drink when
He blames Trump or "the previous admin".
He confuses Ukraine or Russia with another country.
He confuses Putin with someone else.
He starts another subject in mid sentence.
You have no clue what the subject was suppose to be.
He pauses and stares into the camera with a look that says he just soiled his depends.
He says Ukraine is a member NATO. Heck you may want to chug the whole bottle at that point.




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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2022, 01:27:01 PM »
I read he was going to be bitching about global warming.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2022, 01:33:28 PM »
I'm going to go ahead and don my klan robes and swastika arm band, and grab my Russian flag, before it starts, so I'll be properly kitted out for his slanders. Might as well get with the program...
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2022, 02:05:38 PM »
I'd give real money to watch McConnell make a show of ripping up a copy of the address at the end.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2022, 02:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Perd Hapley on March 01, 2022, 01:33:28 PM
Might as well get with the program...

You misspelled "pogrom"
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2022, 03:04:07 PM »
I'm actually curious what the Republican rebuttal by Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds will be.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2022, 03:05:42 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on March 01, 2022, 01:17:45 PM
Feel free to add

Take a drink when
He blames Trump or "the previous admin".
He confuses Ukraine or Russia with another country.
He confuses Putin with someone else.
He starts another subject in mid sentence.
You have no clue what the subject was suppose to be.
He pauses and stares into the camera with a look that says he just soiled his depends.
He says Ukraine is a member NATO. Heck you may want to chug the whole bottle at that point.

Take a drink when he starts whispering.

Take a drink when he turns around and addresses the VP as the President



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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2022, 03:14:55 PM »
Quote from: K Frame on March 01, 2022, 12:16:32 PM
Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address


Dumpster fires, all the happy little dumpster fires.  Biden rambles, slurs his words and blames the Orange One.

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He will take credit for beating covid-19, there is still work to do and we need to get ready for the next pandemic.

He will condemn Russia Russia Russia and white nationalism linking them overtly or subtly with the American right, maga and Trump.

He will talk about protecting "our democracy" here and abroad. More Russia Russia Russia bad maga and Trump.

He will talk about protecting the right to vote and the dirty republicans trying to disenfranchise minorities. More Russia Russia Russia.

He will take credit for a strong economy but we have more work to do. The government will spend whatever it takes for an economy that is equitable.

We're proud of our trannies.

Russia Russia Russia

Yeah, all that.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2022, 03:25:35 PM »
I figure they will have him on whatever drugs he used for the debates in 2020. 

Honestly, I hope he doesn't fall apart.  This is a pretty big event and I don't want the President of the United States embarrassing himself during the State of the Union.  This is bigger than the normal press conferences. 

That said, I don't expect to like any of the things he manages to say. 
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2022, 03:46:31 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on March 01, 2022, 03:25:35 PM

Honestly, I hope he doesn't fall apart.  This is a pretty big event and I don't want the President of the United States embarrassing himself during the State of the Union.  This is bigger than the normal press conferences. 

Yes, the whole world will be watching, I hope this is Biden's perfect historic moment.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2022, 03:51:37 PM »
Well, if Biden flops, we have competent backup to take his place.

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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2022, 03:55:26 PM »
Build Back Better, forgot about that one, he will use that phrase more than a few times.

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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2022, 04:22:53 PM »
White supremacy, the most dangerous threat of all - just look at all the drive-by and other murders the white supremacists are involved in during the typical weekend in Chicago.
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Re: Predictions for Biden's State of the Union Address
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2022, 04:46:00 PM »
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White supremacy, the most dangerous threat of all - just look at all the drive-by and other murders the white supremacists are involved in during the typical weekend in Chicago.

Yeah, there will almost definitely be something about white, far right domestic extremism.
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