Be polite, be respectful, and tell 'em you believe in Jury Nullification. Fastest way to get kicked off a jury there is.
Yeah, my way was slower.
A few years back I was summoned. My state has a "One day/one trial" system.Show up for the day you're summoned, and if you don't get picked for a trial that day you're good to go for two (or three?) years before they can call you again. If you get picked, you're on the hook for the duration of the trial.
I may never be called again.
I don't remember the nature of the case, and it doesn't matter. Initial voire dire (unlike the previous time I was summoned) was conducted as a group exercise. The two attorneys asked a bunch of what they probably thought were routine questions, to sort out the obvious conflicts of interest before proceeding to one-on-one (or, actually, two-on-one) questioning. Among the questions was this: "Would you have any problems following a judge's instructions about the law?"
Being under oath, I raised my hand -- which took everyone in the room by surprise. "You would?"
"If I didn't agree with the judge's instruction, yes I would have a problem following it."
At that point they sent all the other potential jurors back to the waiting room so they could tag team me in earnest. After the "But you HAVE to follow the judges instructions" gambit failed, they asked me why I thought I would have a problem following the judge's instructions.
"Because the Supreme Court said I don't have to," was my answer. They didn't like that. At all. They put me in a small room off the courtroom and went looking for a judge. Then I heard snippets of a fairly heated conversation, after which I was brought back into the courtroom, where the bench was now occupied by a judge. The judge proceeded to ask me the same questions the attorneys had already asked, and I gave her the same answers. She tried the same "But you HAVE to follow the judge's instructions" gambit, to which I again responded that the Supreme Court said otherwise over two hundred years ago, and had never departed from that.
The judge told me I was mistaken and that I should go home and do some research, then she dismissed me.
So I went home and looked up
Georgia v. Brailsford (1794). In that case, John Jay (the first Chief Justice) ruled that "It is presumed, that juries are the best judges of facts; it is, on the other hand, presumed that courts are the best judges of law. But still both objects are within your power of decision…
you [juries] have a right to take it upon yourselves to judge both, and to determine the law as well as the fact in controversy." (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_v._Brailsford_%281794%29 )
So I wrote to the judge and informed her that I had followed her order and done my research, and that my research clearly indicated that I was right and that she was wrong. She never responded. It would not surprise me to learn that I am now permanently blacklisted from jury duty.
Interestingly, a hundred years after
Brailsford, in 1895 in
Sparf v. United States, the Court said that
courts need not inform jurors of their de facto right of juror nullification although jurors' inherent right to judge the law remains unchallenged. Judges don't like being held accountable, or having anyone second guess them. That's why it is up to us to ensure that as many people as possible KNOW that they don't have to follow judges' instructions on what the law says or requires. If we think a law is unjust, or doesn't make sense, we have not only a right but also a duty to ignore the judge and vote appropriately.