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wmenorr67

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Questions answered.
« on: March 24, 2007, 07:03:32 PM »
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up
by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly
nine months after that historic day: Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

We believe this is what happens when aliens breed with sheep !!

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 07:14:03 PM »
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 04:48:14 AM »
Charles E. Schumer, born Nov 23, 1950.
I didnt bother to look up the others.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 05:17:25 AM »
^Oh, wait a minute, does that mean  that Schumer can't
be a son of an alien and a sheep because he was only born
in 1950 ?
Does anybody know how long alien/sheep pregnancy takes ?
 
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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 06:57:32 AM »
Schumer was alien/bovine; longer gestation.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2007, 07:25:53 AM »
The aliens must have brought some kick ass time reversal technology with them.

Barbara Boxer was born in 1940.

The must have REALLY kicked that technology into over drive for Dianne Feinstein.

She was born in 1933.

Those pesky, pesky, aliens...
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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2007, 01:52:24 PM »
Hey, guys!  You're taking all the fun out of wmenorr67's joke.
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If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

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Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2007, 12:41:35 AM »
It is ok Rocket Man.  Some people just seem to feel like bigger people to attack things that they read on internet forums.   grin  And to be honest do we know that the birthdates in their respective bios are correct.  I mean these are Democrats we are talking about.  Plus after looking at some of them it would not be that far fetched that they are not some alien mixed breed.
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 03:35:41 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on March 25, 2007, 12:52:24 PM
Hey, guys!  You're taking all the fun out of wmenorr67's joke.


It was a joke?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Uh...

Nope, still not funny...
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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 04:43:58 AM »
"She was born in 1933. "

1933... so she's 74 years old. That's...ahh... beyond the curve, eh? Time to retire...
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Re: Questions answered.
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2007, 05:06:52 AM »
Hey Mike I am going to tell mtnbkr about your plans. grin
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2007, 05:16:33 AM »
yea, get close enough to pelosi and feinstein and you can catch a glimpse of some green alien scale looking type skin peeking up from below the collar line and around the back of the ears...  shocked

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