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wmenorr67

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I am a bad American!
« on: March 24, 2007, 07:40:00 PM »
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!


I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.?

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.?

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.?

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.?

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again??

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2007, 07:04:48 AM »
Was that written by a ninja or a pirate?
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 07:18:51 AM »
Why?

Have you lost faith in the dollar?
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 07:26:59 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 25, 2007, 06:18:51 AM
Have you lost faith in the dollar?

How DARE you question my faith in the dollar?! Fascist!

~GnSx
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 10:50:03 PM »
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Was that written by a ninja or a pirate?
George Carlin wrote it (and he may be both).
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 08:41:51 AM »
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George Carlin wrote it (and he may be both).
For some reason I doubt it.  It is written in a similar style, but the content doesn't seem right for Carlin.
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 10:41:15 AM »
Carlin denies writing this.  http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html

According to Snopes, this essay appeared on the FreeRepublic back in 2000 and has been making the rounds since then.  It has also been attributed to Ted Nugent, Denis Leary, and Rush Limbaugh.
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2007, 07:35:15 PM »
If George Carlin wrote it, I would know.  It would make me vomit. 
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 10:57:17 PM »
Oops, my bad then. Visceral Carlin-meter you've got there, Fistful.
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Re: I am a bad American!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 03:11:08 PM »
I think that was also attributed to Andy Rooney somewhere along the way.


I like it!

Bob
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