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French G.

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« on: December 04, 2009, 01:59:22 AM »


Family planning, Alaska style?
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: Failblog material
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 09:29:06 AM »
Quote from: French G. on December 04, 2009, 01:59:22 AM


Family planning, Alaska style?

Darwin.

The smart ones drop trou outside and the fast ones make it by the bear.  The slow ones end up bear poop.
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Re: Failblog material
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 09:34:32 AM »
In the office of the Aurora Sportsmen's Club, we have a standing full body Kodiak Bear Mount. 
When we have classes or other public events, people ask "Where is the bathroom ?" we simply reply, "Through the door, past the bear and on the left."   =D
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