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Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:01:03 PM »
This one's a classic. It shows how much of a disconnect there is between officialdom and reality.

http://www.startjuno.com/news/read/article/the_associated_press-the_latest_suspected_bomb_found_on_diverted_air_fr-ap

Fake bomb is found in lavatory of Air France jet -- while it's [Note: not "its"] in the air and en route to its [Note: not "it's"] destination. Flight safely diverts to Kenya, no doubt because the bomb is a fake. Then comes the fun part:

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Frederic Gagey, the head of the airline, said the device was made of cardboard, paper and a household timer. In a news conference in Paris, Gagey congratulated the crew for their cool-headed reaction to divert the plane.

He says "this object did not contain explosives."

Gagey says a safety check was carried out in the bathroom before the flight. He says passengers are checked, and sometimes double-checked on flights, and denied any security failure in the flight Sunday.

Right, Mate. The plane was checked before the flight. The passengers were checked before the flight. A [fake] bomb materialized in a lavatory on the plane during flight, but there was no security failure.

They're [Note: not "their" or "there"] just lucky it wasn't a real bomb with a barometric detonator.

Question: Do they really expect anyone to believe anything they say?
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2015, 01:12:31 PM »
I don't see why we shouldn't believe them. There's a reason why it's (not its) called security theater. It's just prone to failure.

Besides, all they had to bring aboard was a clock and a briefcase.
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2015, 10:08:27 PM »
Even if they manually searched the bags, would a household timer and paper and cardboard pieces have generated any interest? 
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2015, 10:13:44 PM »
Even if they manually searched the bags, would a household timer and paper and cardboard pieces have generated any interest? 

Apparently not ...

... but they will from now on.
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2015, 11:34:49 PM »
Even if they manually searched the bags, would a household timer and paper and cardboard pieces have generated any interest? 

Pretty sure burning cardboard can melt steel.
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2015, 11:44:59 PM »
Pretty sure burning cardboard can melt steel.


No, burning steel requires special Lluminotty powers that you can only learn at Yale.
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Re: Unclear on the concept, Number 5,343
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2015, 08:11:04 AM »
Pretty sure burning cardboard can melt steel.

Of course! Have you ever been near a bonfire made of cardboard boxes? Those things are HOT!!! Not like jet fuel.
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