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Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« on: November 26, 2018, 09:10:35 AM »
https://freebeacon.com/blog/bipartisan-thanksgiving/

The Great Thanksgiving Accord of 2018: How I Made Peace With My Over-Educated, Under-Achieving, Functionally Worthless, Left-Wing Dorkwad Nephew

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Parties stipulate that "Their Greatest Hits 1971-1975" by the Eagles is the top-selling album of all time.
Parties agree that all verbal imitations of gun shots shall be of the "pew pew" variety, regardless of context.

Enjoy :)
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Re: Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2018, 08:09:43 PM »
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•Parties stipulate that Hillary R. Clinton is a corrupt monstrosity, a dishonest hack of the highest order, whose personal ambition and zeal for power are unmatched in American history. She is, in all likelihood, the least talented politician to ever run for public office.

I can't imagine any "left-wing dorkwad" agreeing to this.

But, it's a good middle-of-the-road common-sense point to start negotiations.
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Re: Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2018, 08:27:16 PM »
I can't imagine any "left-wing dorkwad" agreeing to this.

But, it's a good middle-of-the-road common-sense point to start negotiations.

I think a lot of Bernie supporters are a little pissed at her.
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Re: Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2018, 08:43:57 PM »
https://freebeacon.com/blog/bipartisan-thanksgiving/

The Great Thanksgiving Accord of 2018: How I Made Peace With My Over-Educated, Under-Achieving, Functionally Worthless, Left-Wing Dorkwad Nephew

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Senator Marco Rubio shall be referred to as "El Cucko Grande."

Look out . . . here comes Jamis . . .
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Re: Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2018, 08:42:52 AM »
Look out . . . here comes Jamis . . .


He was just protecting Fistfuls delicate sensitivities, he is a gentle soul.

In other words it was Fistfuls fault.   =D
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Re: Uncle Strickland's Bipartisan Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2018, 08:57:12 AM »
Look out . . . here comes Jamis . . .


Well, since you brought that into it...here's a locked thread just for you and Ron.
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