1. TSA, and virtually no trains. You would drive 16 hrs too if your people lived that far away.
2. ATF should be a convenience store.
3. I keep forgetting that
other states have sales tax
4. I agree
5. The rest of the world doesn't eat cheese
6. Hey, have you seen us shoot pumpkins out of air powered cannons?
7. The rest of the world is Gay
8. It worked for Hitler, didn't it?
9. We drink coffee sitting down, too. We drink coffee everywhere, all the time.
10. Not me. I am a success in spite of the crappy college where I studied. I had some good professors but the administration was a whiney lesbian leftist who wanted to close the business, math, and science departments. :(
11. Prom? I was an outsider and I still am.
12. Us rednecks like both teeth looking nice
13. Well it's a pretty good country where you can eat all the cheese that you want and buy guns everywhere. :)