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Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: Ben on May 09, 2013, 02:38:02 PM
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I think he should have stuck with his original story of being drunk off his ass and walking out the front door naked, vs switching to the, "young Hispanic girls started playing with my wiener" story. Once again, I had to doublecheck that it wasn't The Onion.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/09/jersey-city-mayor-changes-story-behind-naked-porch-photo/
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So it is better be the person with "young Hispanic girls started playing with my wiener" than a drunk? ???
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When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what was the lie you told before...
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Next version: "I was so drunk I imagined young Hispanic girls playing with my wiener." >:D
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Next version: "I was so drunk I imagined young Hispanic girls playing with my wiener." >:D
Perhaps a young drunk hispanic girl playing with his wiener.
Or perhaps he witnessed them playing with Wiener.
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You guys didn't read down to the end of the article. He's a plank-owner in Mayors Against Guns We're Not in Charge Of. :rofl:
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You guys didn't read down to the end of the article. He's a plank-owner in Mayors Against Guns We're Not in Charge Of. :rofl:
Perhaps a young drunk hispanic girl playing with his wiener.
Or perhaps he witnessed them playing with Wiener.
"I was so drunk I imagined drunk young Hispanic girls playing with mine and Anthony Weiner's wieners while holding me at gunpoint."
Better?
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"I was so drunk I imagined drunk young Hispanic girls playing with mine and Anthony Weiner's wieners while holding me at gunpoint."
Better?
Request approved.
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Changing the story didn't help.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/15/city-councilman-defeats-scandal-plagued-incumbent-healy-in-jersey-city-mayoral/?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/15/city-councilman-defeats-scandal-plagued-incumbent-healy-in-jersey-city-mayoral/?test=latestnews)
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I heard banging on trash can lids last night and I went outside naked hoping it was some young Hispanic women but it was only a bunch of *expletive deleted*ing coons. Thank god none of them wanted to play with my wiener
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as much as I didn't need that mental image, that's *expletive deleted*ing funny
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I heard banging on trash can lids last night and I went outside naked hoping it was some young Hispanic women but it was only a bunch of *expletive deleted* coons. Thank god none of them wanted to play with my wiener
Common mistake.
I hear that raccoons like shiny things. You could wrap your wiener in aluminum foil to grab their attention.
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I suspect he had reason to believe that some clarifying material relating to the incident had come to light. (pics?) He was just modifying the story to fit the (possible) photos.
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being a rapey pedophile is an acceptable standard for a democrat. They get bonus points if they brag about it.
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I suspect he had reason to believe that some clarifying material relating to the incident had come to light. (pics?) He was just modifying the story to fit the (possible) photos.
That is an excellent point I had not considered.
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I thought a scandelous sexual incident was a prerequisete for advancement in the democrat party?
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I thought a scandelous sexual incident was a prerequisete for advancement in the democrat party?
A "resume enhancement," according to a certain radio personality. The New York mayoral election may tell us a thing or two about that.
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You guys are being real weiners.