Utz Cheese Curls.
This.
If I'm going to have Cheetos-style stuff, which I like occasionally (usually prefer potato chips, either plain or sour-cream-and-onion, for chips-type snacking), I like the Utz cheesy-puffs. All told, though, I'd guess I top out at 3-4 bags a year, which no doubt would surprise El T.
Regular, crunchy Cheetos, or similar knockoff-brand snack foods? Despise them. Gimme Nacho Cheese Doritos, Fritos, or potato chips any day.
Because they turn you into a Libertarian.
Eat Cheetoes (spelling different to avoid litigation), next step is wookie suits and Gadsen flags, throwing trash in your yard, sitting around unemployed and reading sci-fi novels with talking computers and other gods out of machines.
Neighborhood Ron Paul Update: last Friday my neighbor the Libertarian threw a empty orange juice plastic bottle out his front door into the street in front of me as I was pulling up to the stop sign. We should give every single one of them 100,000 days of road crew and make them all line up on the East Coast and pick up trash until they hit the West Coast. I blame Cheetoes (last year I moved his trash cans off the street after they sat there for 2 weeks and found Cheetoes wrappers and Mountain Due bottles all over his yard--it was the Cheetoes that made him vote for Ron Paul).
The fact that your neighbor is a slob is not my fault, nor is it the fault of the LP, libertarians in general, or Mr. Paul (who is in fact a Republican, if a libertarian-leaning one). I forget - have you ever actually tried TALKING to the person in question and pointing out that his being a pig is a problem? That would seem to be step one, to me.
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