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What's your preference?

Crunchy
Puffs
Other frito-lay flavored cheeto
Other brand (eg CheeWees, Wotzits, Twisties)
Never tried them, would like to
Never tried them, never will
Tried them and they were just bad
They cause my skin to discolor.
None for me; they're not Kosher

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2009, 01:16:30 AM »
No, Berliners look like this:

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2009, 01:27:09 AM »
Have you tried it?  It made me cough, what with all the powdered cayenne tickling my throat.  Terrible. 

Of course not. I never try the foods on which I pass judgment.

Of course I've tried them, both flavors.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2009, 01:37:07 AM »
No, Berliners look like this:



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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2009, 10:07:48 AM »
The ones in your picture are maple bars....

Bismark's are the ones with custard/cream filling, IIRC. They're also known as Berliners.

BUZZZZZZZTTTT, Wrong.  Berliners are jelly filled, not cream filled, much like the person pictured above......
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2009, 11:42:34 AM »
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Of all the things I hate, Southern Germans who wear wookies suits and do not floss are those that I hate the most.

What an inner conflict it must be though.  You're German, but you support Ron Paul.  Is your mom's basement neat and orderly, or does it look like the infield at NASCAR?

Is NASCAR in Germany done with MB and Audis?  People dressed up in suits of the non-Wookie variety, applauding politely and then going off to brush and floss after the race?

In closing, I thought Berliners looked like Iggy Pop?
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2009, 12:10:41 PM »
i have a bag of puffs whating to be consumed as we speak. i like that the bottem of the bag is greasier then the top (yes, i know its greatly unhealthy, but hey if i want food that taste healthy, i'll eat vegetables)

as for the wookie suits, i did not realize they we're so darn important. will i not be reconizable as a true supporter when i go to tea party rallies without one? dear MB, please send me a wookie suit as soon as posible.

or can i just play a video of my dog making a wookie noise? is that wookie enough to support Ron Paul?


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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2009, 01:37:56 PM »


In closing, I thought Berliners looked like Iggy Pop?

Don't they look something like this? 

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2009, 02:04:05 PM »
Black turtlenecked tweakers?  :D  That's kinda what I had in mind, too.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
In closing, I thought Berliners looked like Iggy Pop?

Thank you counselor, you are making my job here incredibly easy.




Doesn't look like Iggy eats many cheetos.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2009, 04:12:28 PM »
I don't care who you are, one has to admit Iggy is one vascular dude!   :O
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2009, 07:43:00 PM »
BUZZZZZZZTTTT, Wrong.  Berliners are jelly filled, not cream filled, much like the person pictured above......

Berliners can be either, and it changes regionally.  :police:
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2009, 08:30:17 PM »
Berliners can be either, and it changes regionally.  :police:

So in which region can one find Cheeto-flavored Berliners?.....
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2009, 08:35:22 PM »
Just a minor clarification...

For those of you who think Doritos Collisions come with flavor packets, they do not.

You're confusing them with Doritos Flavor Shots.

Please continue... =)
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2009, 08:38:46 PM »
APSers are extraordinary. 

They seek accuracy in all things from Doughnuts to Doritos! 
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2009, 08:40:53 PM »
APSers are extraordinary. 

They seek accuracy in all things from Doughnuts to Doritos! 

 :lol:

True, true.  :laugh:
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2009, 09:06:46 PM »
I'm not ashamed to admit I have Jalapeno Cheetos in the pantry. 

They're great!
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2009, 02:01:31 AM »
Just a minor clarification...

For those of you who think Doritos Collisions come with flavor packets, they do not.

You're confusing them with Doritos Flavor Shots.

Please continue... =)

Ah, yes. Collisions are two flavors in one bag.

They're not available in the small serving bags in my area anymore.

Flavor Shots suck ass.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2009, 03:46:41 AM »
I clicked them all.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2009, 11:25:30 PM »
I like mine stale, like left out a day or two so they suck up some moisture, makes them stick to my teeth less, plus then they're not as rough on your mouth.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2009, 11:47:32 PM »
I don't care who you are, one has to admit Iggy is one vascular dude!   :O
He looks as if he could easily tie a crowbar into a know :O.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #70 on: August 15, 2009, 12:08:54 AM »
UTZ brand >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

although that goes for most things they make.

This thread has given me a serious craving. . .

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #71 on: August 15, 2009, 09:15:44 AM »
Hint of Lime Tostitos are my huckleberry
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #72 on: August 15, 2009, 09:38:49 AM »
Hint of Lime Tostitos are my huckleberry


Seriously good stuff, but I'd like more than a hint of lime. I'd like a body slam of lime. Love that flavor.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #73 on: August 15, 2009, 10:20:30 PM »
Seriously good stuff, but I'd like more than a hint of lime. I'd like a body slam of lime. Love that flavor.

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And I love cheetos, when completely intoxicated.  Better at soaking up all those free radicals in the body than your usual bar pretzel...

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2009, 08:48:24 AM »
Had me some Utz Crab chips yesterday.  mmmmmmmm old bay goodness!


Flavor Shots suck ass.

That's a unique flavor.  Where do you buy it?
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