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What's your preference?

Crunchy
Puffs
Other frito-lay flavored cheeto
Other brand (eg CheeWees, Wotzits, Twisties)
Never tried them, would like to
Never tried them, never will
Tried them and they were just bad
They cause my skin to discolor.
None for me; they're not Kosher

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #75 on: August 16, 2009, 08:47:36 PM »
Do any of you Geritol set members recall Flings?  Very puffy, very VERY cheesy.  I miss 'em, sorta.  Are Bugles (a sort-of-corn product) still be sold in grocery stores?  I don't get down that aisle...

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2009, 09:24:30 PM »
Bugles are still sold in the Seattle area, and are just as salty and greasy as you remember them.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2009, 09:35:56 PM »
They sell Bugles in the vending machines at work.  Once in a great while I indulge in a pack of the regular flavor.  There are some new ones with caramel-something flavor that just seem weird, though.  Haven't tried those yet as I haven't worked up the courage.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2009, 10:12:54 PM »
It's easier to lose weight if you eat the puffy type instead of the crispy type..  or something

http://www.diet-meals-recipes.com/2007/05/new-cheetos-diet.html

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2009, 10:15:31 PM »
Cheetos and MTN Dew cereal!


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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #80 on: August 17, 2009, 01:03:45 AM »
Cheetos and MTN Dew cereal!



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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2009, 01:10:59 AM »
Of course not. I never try the foods on which I pass judgment.

Of course I've tried them, both flavors.


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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2009, 01:22:47 AM »
None. They're not kosher.

I prefer plain pork skins doused with hot sauce. The ones you pop into the nuker wave are even more better.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2009, 01:30:49 AM »
Cheetos and MTN Dew cereal!


That's disgusting.  The only proper Mtn Dew is toxic antifreeze green.  Red Mtn Dew is blasphemy!

That said, we need someone make cheeto-dew cereal, while wearing a wookie suit in front of a car parked in an badly maintained lawn...
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #84 on: August 17, 2009, 01:37:26 AM »
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That picture reminded me of an interesting fact:  It is almost impossible to flush a full bag of puffy Cheetos down a hotel toilet.  They don't clog, they're just exceptionally buoyant.  Flush and flush and flush... they just keep floating back up!

Do NOT ask me how I know about that one!

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #85 on: August 17, 2009, 01:38:03 AM »
Well, if you don't hide your weed in a bag full of Cheetos, you won't have that problem. 


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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #86 on: August 17, 2009, 01:44:04 AM »
Well, if you don't hide your weed in a bag full of Cheetos, you won't have that problem. 


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You forgot the banjo music and Confederate flag.  And Gadsden flag. 

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2009, 01:45:06 AM »
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Well, if you don't hide your weed in a bag full of Cheetos, you won't have that problem.

 :O WOW!

You have no idea how close you are to the truth.

Wasn't weed.  Was regular tobaccy (well, ashes and butts) in a non-smoking room.   :rolleyes:

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2009, 02:32:06 AM »
None. They're not kosher.

I prefer plain pork skins doused with hot sauce. The ones you pop into the nuker wave are even more better.



Mmmmm, hate to break it to you, but pork skins ain't quite kosher either.
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« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2009, 03:14:23 PM »
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #90 on: August 17, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »
I have a picture similar to that involving candy corn, but I'm not posting it here.
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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #91 on: August 17, 2009, 04:18:09 PM »
He must use the porcupine-Gadsden flag for this.

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Re: Cheetos
« Reply #92 on: August 17, 2009, 04:59:01 PM »


You know....I could start liking Cheetos....  =D
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