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Title: Army Intel sayings
Post by: wmenorr67 on July 25, 2008, 08:30:27 PM

Inspired by this comment here. 

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The motto of the Military Intelligence is "Intel - We risk YOUR fourth point of contact, not our's."

Know the relationship between  2 Dixie Cups, JFK, and Astroglide?
We do.
Thats why were Intel.
S2.
Making Sense of a Crazy World.

Do you ever wonder whos the puppet and whos the master?
We dont.

S-2
We Bet Your Life On It.

Army of One, my ass. Were Better Than You.
S2

Did you ever wonder who pissed in your Cheerios?
Thatd be us.
          -the S2

S2.
Get a Clearance; Lose your life.

What we see from our tower is for us to know, and you to find out.
S2

Title: Re: Army Intel sayings
Post by: vaskidmark on July 26, 2008, 05:29:38 AM

At the risk of causing the earth to stop spinning because of the groans -

Army Intelligence is an oxymoron only slightly less so than Criminal Justice.

The Marines have a much better system: send Recon to tell us what's out there, then everybody else goes to kill it.  S-2 comes up later to see if it was what Recon said it was.

stay safe.

skidmark

* fixed typo

Title: Re: Army Intel sayings
Post by: wmenorr67 on July 26, 2008, 05:32:29 AM

Quote from: vaskidmark on July 26, 2008, 04:29:38 AM

At the risk of causing the earth to stop spinning because of the groans -

Army Intelligence is an oxymoron only slightly less so that Criminal Justice.

The Marines have a much better system: send Recon to tell us what's out there, then everybody else goes to kill it.  S-2 comes up later to see if it was what Recon said it was.

stay safe.

skidmark

It is supposed to work that way in the Army also.  Sometimes better than others though.

Title: Re: Army Intel sayings
Post by: roo_ster on July 26, 2008, 03:25:07 PM

S2 (Or S3 on a bad day):
Writing the check infantry has to cash.