REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

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http://distributedrepublic.net/archives/2008/09/22/request-for-urgent-confidential-business-relationship

    From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson

    Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

    Dear American:

    I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
    with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

    I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
    has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
    800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
    would be most profitable to you.

    I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
    replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
    may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
    movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

    This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need
    the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these
    funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly
    under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
    a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
    funds can be transferred.

    Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
    account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
    wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
    for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will
    respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used
    to protect the funds.

    Yours Faithfully
    Minister of Treasury Paulson

[Balog]

ZOMFGROFLMAO 


So freaking awesome.

Here's a pictoral representation of the latest "fiscal policy" from the feds.

[Racehorse]

Interesting, but the spelling is way too good. There need to be a lot more typos and grammatical/spelling errors for it to be believable.

[Physics]

So you sent them your info right?!?  OMG they want to give you $800 billion!  Just think, you could do the bail out yourself and still have $100 billion left to live on!  You could be the HERO!!! 

On a serious note, I get these emails all the time.  Once I emailed them back saying that they were stupid and I wasn't going to fall for it.  They emailed me back saying that they were legit, they really did want to send me a bunch of (fake) money.  pffft...     

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200706/cyberscam
^^^^ Scamming the scammers!

http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109
^^^^ The story of ANUS Computers LOL!

http://www.419eater.com
^^^^  Lots of scamming the scammers!


I've seen some damn funny stories come out of these, and I also have a buddy who got tricked once.  I say we screw with the guy, but that's me.  I'm thinking about doing this on my own anyways. 

[freedom lover]

The Nigerians ah comin for yous!!!

[Firethorn]

Interesting, but the spelling is way too good. There need to be a lot more typos and grammatical/spelling errors for it to be believable.

Believe it or not, most of the scam emails I've gotten are properly spelled, but have weird grammar.  I figure it's because they're not native english speakers, don't even speak english, so are using mechanical translators.

Which produces the perfectly spelled odd grammar shown.

[Nick1911]

Interesting, but the spelling is way too good. There need to be a lot more typos and grammatical/spelling errors for it to be believable.

Believe it or not, most of the scam emails I've gotten are properly spelled, but have weird grammar.  I figure it's because they're not native english speakers, don't even speak english, so are using mechanical translators.

Which produces the perfectly spelled odd grammar shown.

Believe it or not, most fraud email I' received VE are spelled correctly, but strange grammar to have. I place it' ; s because they're no native English loudspeakers, don' t even speak English, then mechanical translators use. Which the perfectly spelled grammar oddly shown produces.

(using a translation program from English->German->English.