Lost for Six Days in an Oregon Forest

[BobR]

After only a couple days they're prepared to eat Fido? Really?

I saw that also. I also read somewhere that they couldn't get a fire going. It seems that everyone of them carries a lighter but this time none did. That would have been Fido sashimi, probably not much more palatable to them than the mushrooms they tried to eat.

Some people should be eaten by bears.

bob

[wmenorr67]

I think if they tried to eat Fido, he would have won that battle.

[gunsmith]

in an interview in pit bull times the dog revealed there were plenty of tasty mice and rats & that there was plenty of edible plants too.
When told of their plans to eat dog, the dog smiled and said "shuuuurrre"

[Viking]

"Every other time we been out there, every one of us had lighters, except this time," Dan Conne said. "Rubbing sticks together? That don't work. Slamming rocks together? Only on TV.

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about your incompetence and unpreparedness.

[lee n. field]

in an interview in pit bull times the dog revealed there were plenty of tasty mice and rats & that there was plenty of edible plants too.
When told of their plans to eat dog, the dog smiled and said "shuuuurrre"

What I was thinking.  They're going to kill a pit bull.  With no tools.  And eat it, with no tools.   Riiiight.

But, we already knew they were deficient in the sphere of planning.

[Jamisjockey]

When someone is lost in the woods, the FBI should run a profile on them. If it is found that they are dipshits, like these morons, the rescue should be immediately called off. 

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

What I was thinking.  They're going to kill a pit bull.  With no tools.  And eat it, with no tools.   Riiiight.

But, we already knew they were deficient in the sphere of planning.

lol  lost 2 more weeks  dog is found  alone  well fed

[Ben]

lol  lost 2 more weeks  dog is found  alone  well fed

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

and the average iq of the group rises with each meal

[brimic]

When someone is lost in the woods, the FBI should run a profile on them. If it is found that they are dip*expletive deleted*s, like these morons, the rescue should be immediately called off.

Darwin tried real hard, but failed this time around.

[wmenorr67]

Well the biggest problem is that the parents have already reproduced.  Sounds like only one needed to go to cleanse the gene pool.

[Perd Hapley]

Had they any decency whatsoever, they would have used a cellphone to videotape one another slamming sticks and rocks together to make fire. Trying to picture it is just not as amusing.

[wmenorr67]

Damn hippies.

[geronimotwo]

Damn hippies.

   everyone knows that hippies are "one" with nature, and therefore do not need to fear long exposures with no food.

i remember as a kid my dad would always make a point of taking matches on a hike.  he also would leave interesting reading material around, such as "AF MANUAL 64-3" which i considered good reading.....and it was fun to practice making all the snares, deadfalls and shelters that were suggested.  speaking of which, i should leave that out for my girls to find.