Sorta ties in with this email I got today:
"9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
> where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
> when I ask where the toilet is?
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> 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
> for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
> the channel manually.
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> 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
> Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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> 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
> do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
>
> 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
> paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>
> 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
>
> 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
> 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?"
, Art
