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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2006, 01:59:30 AM »
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison...

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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2006, 04:10:47 AM »
...and my pickup truck and dog was repossesed.
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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2006, 04:29:21 AM »
...and I went to pick her up in the rain....
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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2006, 06:23:25 AM »
...but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck...
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« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2006, 06:27:38 AM »
... She got ran over by a damn ol' train....
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« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2006, 07:05:46 AM »
LMAO...VERY GOOD!!

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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2006, 07:06:48 AM »
oh,,,,

and I'll hang around as long as you will let me...
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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2006, 09:09:26 AM »
Moi, sm?  Hang out in dives?  That's agin my religion!  Why, I'd sooner commit adultery!

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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2006, 09:14:11 AM »
...and I never minded standing in the rainnnnnnnn...
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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2006, 10:31:02 AM »
You don't have to call me darlin', DARLIN'
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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2006, 10:51:02 AM »
- If they have Chicken wire over the urinals, its definately a dive bar.
- If you order all of you beer in bottles because you are afraid of drinking from the glasses, its a dive bar.
- If the inside of the building has a permanent ammonia/urine/sweat/stale beer/puke odor to it, its a dive bar.
- If there is carpeting on the walls, it might be a dive bar.

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« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2006, 11:09:45 AM »
If the door that has "MEN" written on it with a marker opens into the alley, it's probably a dive.
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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2006, 01:24:53 PM »
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If the door that has "MEN" written on it with a marker opens into the alley, it's probably a dive.
Love that one!
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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2006, 01:50:05 AM »
If there is a sign over the urinals that says, "Please do not throw your cigarette butts into the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light." You might be in a dive.
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2006, 07:23:06 AM »
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If there is a sign over the urinals that says, "Please do not throw your cigarette butts into the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light." You might be in a dive.
...and if you see somebody coming out of the bathroom trying to light a soggy cigarrette butt, you KNOW you're in a dive.
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