Ah-nuld keeps leaving messages on my answering machine

[Creeping Incrementalism]

Wading through all the automatic political messages I get on my answering machine every day before elections is very annoying, but every year since about 2000 or 2002, I'm always rewarded with at least one from Arnold.  Man, it makes my day.  I just wish he would use the cheesy lines he does in movies, like "Vote for me if you want to live!! 

[Ben]

I got three from him between yesterday and today.

What's comical  to me is that I live in a very eco-nazi area and most of the local candidates have a very aggressive environmental agenda. This afternoon when I opened my mailbox, I had the world record of local "vote for me and the environment" pamphlets stuffed in there. I wonder how many trees had to die for all the mailings that voters didn't get until after they voted today?

[Perd Hapley]

CI, what is that thing on your head?  You a chef?   

[Creeping Incrementalism]

I got three from him between yesterday and today.

Dude, no fair!

CI, what is that thing on your head?  You a chef?

That's actually not me, that's a Nigerian advance-fee scammer.  I found him at http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm (it is a big list... he is like 20 pages into it or something)