Author Topic: think i made an enemy tonite (Read 8896 times)

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **on:** March 28, 2011, 09:13:39 PM »

we live near an area with an hoa. one "lady" like to walk her dogs from there down my street to crap. i don't care its nowhere near the house. tonite she got scared when she met my goat out walking with my kid. then she got ambushed by two other dogs and she went into meltdown mode. new to the hood jersey lady with mileage. i tried being nice but walked off when she started shrieking. she called the law. was almost embarrassed for her. her rant went from non issue to non issue as she attempted to get the cops on her side. it culminated when they told her to shut up. amongst the rants was the goat was unsafe and unsanitary. it was walked by my 3 year old. and goat poop is like rabbit poop infinitely less objectionable than dog crap. the cops asked where the goat was and pointed out to her that was my property and since she was kind enough to mention how she was waiting as her dog crapped when the goat "attacked" she got cited for no pooper scooper.
she then shifted rant to "his two dogs!" sadly the dogs belong to my neighbors and have tags to prove it. they were gonna cite the neighbors who by this time were out to see what the ruckus was about but i pointed out that the dogs were on my land as well and i didn't have a problem with that. she was unhinged by now and she shifted to my dog untagged which hobbled out when the cops showed up. i then pointed out that my kennel license allowed me 50 dogs if I so desired. this provoked an almost epileptic fit as she started ranting about me being a bloodthirsty hunter and shrieking to the cops about her knowing i was firing a machine gun at my place. at which point the guy 2 houses over said nope. its was him with the machine gun. she seemed to expect him to be arrested then. and then i took my last shot said that i hadn't hunted in so long she was probably still young and hot the last time i went. but that the 9 year old was going this year with me. she almost got herself locked up and she thoroughly pissed off most of the neighborhood. not bad for first 3 weeks in your new neighborhood.
at least the cops strongly suggested she change her ways. i am hoping it was a medication issue and will cut her a lil slack this one time

MillCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:15:26 PM »

Perhaps you should suggest that she double the dose.

BridgeRunner · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:18:01 PM »

Is there video? Cuz that right there would be AWESOME on YouTube.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:19:37 PM »

I hate that.

yuppies move out to live in the 'pretty peaceful country' and have a fit over country folk doing country things.

I wish my neighbors had a goat.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:25:54 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on March 28, 2011, 09:19:37 PM

I wish my neighbors had a fainting goat.

Fixed that for you

I'm looking to get some livestock...especially cattle. Waiting on the money to buy something to clear a fence-line (it's gotta go through some dense, very overgrown forest, so it's going to take a dozer or something powerful to cut a fence-line, and it's got to cover a lot of property)

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:46:55 PM »

No, I think she made enemies.

Sorry, man, I hope things work out for everybody.

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:52:52 PM »

i started amused worked through mad by the end i felt sorry for her. she was hurting big time. i feel bad for her husband

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:05:27 PM »

Sounds like she pissed off the cops, too.

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:09:37 PM »

yea she did she was so full of self righteous fury that she really ran amuck. bottom line was i think the goat scared her and she turned fear into anger. billy's harmless he thinks hes a dog. the damn chihuahua sleeps with him in the barn

Doggy Daddy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:15:51 PM »

Did she look anything like the woman on the left?

DD

Jim147 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:20:50 PM »

Bacon flavored

Just waiting for the movie.

jim

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:24:24 PM »

kinda they built a bunch of mini mansions on 5-10 acre lots behind me. the first set of owners weren't bad but the second wave who came foreclosure shopping seemed to not have looked beyond the deal to the neighborhood. the guys with machine guns generate lots of calls to the cops plus on some days you can hear em playing at the crucible and that can be intense. there are the new folks that freak folks that just ignore it then folks who grin and call it "the sound of freedom"

lee n. field · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:14:56 PM »

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at which point the guy 2 houses over said nope. its was him with the machine gun.

Snicker.

"Welcome to the neighborhood."

MillCreek · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:27:42 PM »

I actually would be thrilled to have a goat walking through the neighborhood. I like to talk to and pet all the animals out for walks. It is a good way to know the neighbors.

Gowen · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2011, 11:30:36 PM »

The house/mini farm we are looking to buy is across the street from a housing tract. I can only hope I have this much fun.

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2011, 12:03:50 AM »

Quote from: MillCreek on March 28, 2011, 11:27:42 PM

I actually would be thrilled to have a goat walking through the neighborhood. I like to talk to and pet all the animals out for walks. It is a good way to know the neighbors.

billy's odd for an intact male. very friendly he waits for my oldest to get off the bus and my youngest pets him while we wait. the new folks freak out since shes 3. i think the horns scare folks. i worried more about the females horns she could gore ya easier than he can. goats can be a bit scary looking. this women was definitly scared and one of her recurring points was "its not sanitary!" she was pretty close to a 72 hour hold tonite

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2011, 12:20:27 AM »

Quote from: cassandra and sara's daddy on March 29, 2011, 12:03:50 AM

goats can be a bit scary looking.

True.

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one of her recurring points was "its not sanitary!"

From a lady walking a dog. And without a poop scooper!

roo_ster · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2011, 12:44:29 AM »

CSD:

That was priceless. "You're not in New Jersey anymore" ya nitwit.
Q: What's the difference between the garbage and a girl from Jersey?
A: You don't mind being seen taking out the garbage.

As far as billy goats...
My wife cared for a gal who owned goats. The billy tore her up & down to the point they brought her to a Level 1 trauma center for surgery to save her life, and she'll take 12+ months to recover.

Your billy sure sounds like he's cut from different cloth.

Animals: They're inhuman!

(And unsanitary!)

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2011, 12:48:49 AM »

hes small angora pygmy cross and hes the only male so no dominance issues except with me.

Stand_watie · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2011, 01:17:34 AM »

You said your goat and your kid and i thought you were talking about your adult goat And a baby goat.

cassandra and sara's daddy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2011, 01:25:11 AM »

i shoulda thought of that

AJ Dual · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2011, 01:30:15 AM »

If I had a residential fractional acre parcle, and had a neighbor with a rural/farm parcel who I heard shooting... I'd be over there every time making a pest of myself, asking if they'd ever heard of Tannerite.

Fly320s · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2011, 01:38:27 AM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on March 29, 2011, 01:30:15 AM

If I had a residential fractional acre parcle, and had a neighbor with a rural/farm parcel who I heard shooting... I'd be over there every time making a pest of myself, asking if they'd ever heard of Tannerite.

I've been trying, but I can't find the guy with the machine gun near me. He doesn't shoot it often enough.

Regolith · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2011, 02:39:48 AM »

Quote from: Fly320s on March 29, 2011, 01:38:27 AM

I've been trying, but I can't find the guy with the machine gun near me. He doesn't shoot it often enough.

Maybe he doesn't WANT to be found...

230RN · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2011, 03:05:19 AM »

Is her last name O'Donnell? Rosie O'Donnell?

Sounds like her.

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Author Topic: think i made an enemy tonite (Read 8896 times)