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« on: April 10, 2006, 09:47:10 AM »
A cage match featuring Hillary Clinton Vs Nancy Pelosi with winner taking the Democratic presidential nomination.

Teddy Kennedy recreating Houdini's famous under water escape.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk on Ted Nugent's reality show:  Ted or Alive

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Cynthia McKinney as a roller derby queen.

John Kerry on late night TV selling his course on how to marry well with no money down.
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 10:52:04 AM »
If they had a camera on a helicopter that would find those rolling roadblocks in the left lane of the interstate, you know, the guy who is driving right beside another vehicle for 10 miles.  Then the helicopter would activate a large electromagnet, pull the car up, and put the driver in timeout for a half hour, I would pay for that.
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 12:26:20 PM »
Less commercials - that's by GOD why I originally got cable back in the late 70's. NO FREAKING COMMERCIALS.

GEEEEZ we pay for it and have to watch the stinking commercials too!

OH WAIT! You mean cable you pay extra to watch even though you're already paying for cable anyway.

Never mind...l
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 04:06:35 PM »
Not having a television mysteriously creates a great deal more time for reading books. Hard to figure, eh?
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 05:01:36 PM »
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PETA President Ingrid Newkirk on Ted Nugent's reality show:  Ted or Alive
that is quite possibly the funniest damned thing i've ever read....
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 05:49:03 PM »
Live-from-prison video of what the inmates do when get the child molesters alone.  I think it have a big impact on the number of molestations.
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 05:51:26 PM »
Along that line, put meth and heroin addicts alone in a padded room and tape their cold-turkey withdrawals.  Then send a copy to every middle and high school in the country.
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 06:30:49 PM »
Mike Irwin vs. mtnbkr's daughter in a no holds barred match. Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2006, 03:46:35 PM »
"Mike Irwin vs. mtnbkr's daughter in a no holds barred match."

She'd win. Hands down.

She fights dirty. She gets these big puppy dog eyes that just anchor you in place and that's when she goes for the crotch...
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2006, 03:14:59 AM »
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She'd win. Hands down.

She fights dirty. She gets these big puppy dog eyes that just anchor you in place and that's when she goes for the crotch...
I know, it would be like a WWE match, with the outcome predetermined. But you still have to watch just to see the creative ways the "butt-kicking" will be administered.
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2006, 05:43:46 AM »
Those are all great suggestions.
I'd just like to see UFC 59 on April 15th.

Forrest is so much like my little brother it's scary, except that my brother continues his undefeated streak at bars, parties, and places of ill repute, and gets no money for it.  I keep trying to get him to go to a MMA gym, but he won't.  Hardheaded.  Not sure WHERE he'd get that...run in the family? Naaaaah.
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2006, 02:30:46 PM »
Zacharius Moussaui in general population
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2006, 07:43:33 PM »
Doc that might be a bit more justice than he'd want, and I'd sure pay to see it!
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2006, 03:21:20 PM »
Michael Moore and Rosie O Donell after 30 days on MREs, fighting over a box of Hostess cupcakes.
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2006, 05:02:02 PM »
Make them a box of Hostess cupcakes with one laced with cyanide and I'd pay $100 to see that.
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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2006, 10:13:58 PM »
Teddy Kennedy's rant about eeeevil armor-piercing .30-30 ammo(assuming that it was broadcast on C-SPAN).  

Any similar actual footage of "we just want 'reasonable gun control'" types confessing to really want to ban them all(even "ordinary hunting guns"), or restrict gun ownership to the point of an effective ban.  

The actual footage of Feinsteins's horrible AK-lookalike screwup(pic).  

Pretty much any documentation of anti-gun/anti-rights lies or hypocrisy.
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