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Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« on: November 02, 2018, 10:53:01 AM »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

I am disappoint the article did not specify smooth or chunky. 
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2018, 10:59:53 AM »
Put him in for a Darwin.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2018, 11:01:20 AM »
I hope the dog ends up being okay. He's innocent.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2018, 11:06:42 AM »
Just the title of the article gave me a shiver down my spine.

I'll not be clicking for more information, thank you.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2018, 11:19:23 AM »
Good to know, but I'm more into almond butter lately anyway.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2018, 11:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Ben on November 02, 2018, 11:01:20 AM
I hope the dog ends up being okay. He's innocent.

The article said the dog was put down, which seems very unfair to me.

And now we find that even the English can't speak (write) English:

"Rumours swirled around the town that the injured man had been held down during the attack, however it is now believed he was alone with Biggie at the time, although others were present."
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2018, 08:25:37 PM »
Quote from: DittoHead on November 02, 2018, 11:19:23 AM
Good to know, but I'm more into almond butter lately anyway.

Nutella seems the most appropriate if you’re into that kind of thing...
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2018, 10:16:02 PM »
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[The dog, named] Biggie Smalls, who was covered in blood and restrained, was taken to kennels and later put to sleep.

Last meal, hey?
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2018, 10:42:38 PM »
 [barf]
I was afraid of where this was going from the title. Wish I hadn't read it. So the decision was to put the *dog* down?
Has everyone just lost their minds completely? WTF did he think was going to happen? We cannot fix stupid.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2018, 10:50:13 PM »
I would like to thank the OP, for this advice. I have decided to abandon any future legumosexual activities.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2018, 11:52:26 PM »
My guitar player once discovered his roommate, dog and a "Honey Bear" bottle "having a moment", all those years and he was still mentally scarred.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2018, 08:56:30 AM »
Quote from: grislyatoms on November 02, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
[barf]
I was afraid of where this was going from the title. Wish I hadn't read it. So the decision was to put the *dog* down?
Has everyone just lost their minds completely? WTF did he think was going to happen? We cannot fix stupid.


Quite possibly a matter of law.  Dog bite.  Human injury.  Dog must be put down.  I would guess.  No statutory exception for "baiting" the dog into doing it.  I'm reminded of the BBT  show where Wolowitz's robot hand got stuck on his whackus.  Head nurse:  "I'm sorry, but we don't have a code for 'man got his penis stuck in a robot hand.'"

I'm with you on being sorry I read this thread.
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Re: Think again if you want to smear peanut butter on your genitals
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2018, 09:58:42 AM »
Degenerates gonna degenerate.
Also, poor dog. =(
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