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We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« on: May 02, 2017, 01:48:27 PM »
...when they can't even effectively screen their own employees:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4464244/FBI-married-ISIS-assigned-investigate.html

A woman was tasked with investigating a vicious ISIS murderer... and, apparently after watching his rap video where he beheads some people and juggles their heads like geese*, she thinks "THAT'S the kind of man I'm looking for! Not some wimp like my veteran U.S. Soldier husband!" So she lies to the FBI (HA! good job guys!) and skips the country to Turkey and jumps into Syria, marrying the psychopath.

SHOCKINGLY, she realizes after a month or so that this may not have been the greatest idea and somehow makes it back to the U.S.

She only served two years in prison, which, though insane, seems far less insane than the rest of this story.

(Only good thing out of this? The husband is PROBABLY going to get out of this marriage without it costing him a dime. If there are children, I'm certain he'll have full custody.)




*Hand to God. Baby geese—goslings. They were juggled! ... Note also: I may be extrapolating here.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2017, 02:26:21 PM »
I'm kinda speechless.

I seriously want to know what she said was her reasoning for this.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/01/politics/investigates-fbi-syria-greene/index.html
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2017, 02:29:45 PM »
Has the FBI decided if they are going to terminate her employment yet?   =)
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2017, 03:10:13 PM »
I find it mildly curious that the article never mentioned the 'B' word. (No, "Bigamy," not the other 'B' word.)
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2017, 03:22:39 PM »
Quote from: makattak on May 02, 2017, 01:48:27 PM

(Only good thing out of this? The husband is PROBABLY going to get out of this marriage without it costing him a dime. If there are children, I'm certain he'll have full custody.)


Nah, there are enough stupid military members, some would forgive her and take her back.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2017, 03:35:10 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 02, 2017, 03:22:39 PM
Nah, there are enough stupid military members, some would forgive her and take her back.

Hence the "probably."
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2017, 03:53:13 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 02, 2017, 02:29:45 PM
Has the FBI decided if they are going to terminate her employment yet?   =)

Preferably with a Hellfire.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2017, 05:26:16 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 02, 2017, 02:29:45 PM
Has the FBI decided if they are going to terminate her employment yet?   =)

Apparently she is now working as a hostess in a restaurant, so maybe we can safely assume that she's no longer an FBI interpreter and that she no longer has a Top Secret security clearance.

"Maybe."
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2017, 05:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 02, 2017, 03:10:13 PM
I find it mildly curious that the article never mentioned the 'B' word. (No, "Bigamy," not the other 'B' word.)

"Bitch?" "Butch?" "British?"
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2017, 06:37:15 PM »
Women love bad boys.  Some apparently a lot more than others.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2017, 12:37:07 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 02, 2017, 03:22:39 PM
Nah, there are enough stupid military members, some would forgive her and take her back.

Ha.  I figured Makattack was talking about the ISIS psycho.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2017, 10:26:08 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 02, 2017, 03:22:39 PM
Nah, there are enough stupid military members, some would forgive her and take her back.

Yeah, just pay a visit to the enlisted barracks on a Saturday night to get your weekly dose of stupid.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2017, 12:59:26 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 02, 2017, 02:29:45 PM
Has the FBI decided if they are going to terminate her employment yet?   =)

No reasonable FBI director would fire her.
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2017, 01:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 02, 2017, 05:26:16 PM
Apparently she is now working as a hostess in a restaurant, so maybe we can safely assume that she's no longer an FBI interpreter and that she no longer has a Top Secret security clearance.

"Maybe."

Maybe she's deep undercover like Valerie Plame was?
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Re: We can TOTALLY trust the FBI's screening...
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2017, 02:14:25 PM »
Quote from: markdido on May 08, 2017, 01:00:43 PM
Maybe she's deep undercover like Valerie Plame was?

No, she rolled over on the guy and his buddies. Hence the deal for only two years and a felony conviction.
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