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What will be the outcome of the Obama and Putin talk on Monday?

Obama becomes Putin's Bitch
17 (48.6%)
We start speaking Russian
5 (14.3%)
Obama trys to sell Alaska back to Russia
9 (25.7%)
Write In
4 (11.4%)

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Obama Vs Putin
« on: September 25, 2015, 08:28:48 AM »
Obama and Putin will be having a sit down Monday in NY.  What will the outcome of those talks be?
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2015, 08:37:18 AM »
I'd go with Obama tries to give Alaska back to Russia AND pay reparations.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2015, 08:39:02 AM »
Nice thought RKL
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2015, 09:13:54 AM »
Obama being Putin's Bitch
agrees to start speaking Russian
 and Obama wants to give Alaska back to Russia
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2015, 09:32:31 AM »
Quote from: Ron on September 25, 2015, 09:13:54 AM
Obama being Putin's Bitch
agrees to start speaking Russian
 and Obama wants to give Alaska back to Russia

Something like this, since BHO is already VP's bitch.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2015, 10:46:02 AM »
Quote from: Ron on September 25, 2015, 09:13:54 AM
Obama being Putin's Bitch
agrees to start speaking Russian
 and Obama wants to give Alaska back to Russia

Pretty much this.  It wouldn't surprise me if Obama thinks we cheated Russia out of Alaska and would like to find a way to give it back with reparations.  Out of 'fairness', dontcha know.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2015, 11:00:10 AM »
the photo-op of Obama bowing to Putin will be cropped so we do not see that he is actually shining Vlad the Invader's shoes...
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2015, 11:03:13 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 25, 2015, 08:28:48 AM
Obama and Putin will be having a sit down Monday in NY.  What will the outcome of those talks be?
We'll know in about nine months.


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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2015, 11:07:27 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on September 25, 2015, 11:03:13 AM
We'll know in about nine months.


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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2015, 11:09:03 AM »
I'm going to say Putin asks Obama to raise crude oil prices to bolster the Russian Economy.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 11:38:54 AM »
Quote from: charby on September 25, 2015, 11:09:03 AM
I'm going to say Putin asks Obama to raise crude oil prices to bolster the Russian Economy.

Obama would have to ban fracking for that to occur.  But I have often thought he might do exactly that before he leaves office.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2015, 12:19:44 PM »
He already promised to be more "flexible" when he was running for re-election.  So we'll be able to see how far Obama can bend (I'm guessing pretty damn far).  And it won't be Putin's shoes that Obama will be polishing....

When it comes to Geo-politics, Putin is playing chess while Obama is playing checkers....


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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2015, 01:39:06 PM »
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Obama trys to sell Alaska back to Russia

He'll give it back.  By his kingly fiat.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2015, 02:21:18 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on September 25, 2015, 11:00:10 AM
the photo-op of Obama bowing to Putin will be cropped so we do not see that he is actually shining Vlad the Invader's shoes...

Why do I not believe it will be Putin's shoes Obama is polishing?

Although beyond a port to the Mediterranean and even more oil I'm not sure what Putin/Russia wants with the Near/Middle East/Southwest Asia.  No matter what they get it's still going to be crawling with tribal goat herders

But who knows.  Someone in the intelligence community may in fact be engineering another Ronald Reagan plan to let Russia and China spend themselves out of existence.  (If they do I suggest we give what's left to the French - they'll declare a new Republic and drive it even deeper into the ground.)

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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2015, 03:02:59 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 25, 2015, 02:21:18 PM


Although beyond a port to the Mediterranean and even more oil I'm not sure what Putin/Russia wants with the Near/Middle East/Southwest Asia. 
stay safe.

Russia already has a port at Tartus, Syria.  Obama's EPA  will ban Fracking, just like they are banning coal. 
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2015, 03:07:27 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on September 25, 2015, 11:00:10 AM
the photo-op of Obama bowing to Putin will be cropped so we do not see that he is actually shining Vlad the Invader's shoes...

Oh He's polishing "something" but it ain't his shoes...
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2015, 03:19:42 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 25, 2015, 02:21:18 PM
Why do I not believe it will be Putin's shoes Obama is polishing?

What subforum are we in?  OK, never mind.

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Although beyond a port to the Mediterranean and even more oil I'm not sure what Putin/Russia wants with the Near/Middle East/Southwest Asia.

Gog and Magog.

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  No matter what they get it's still going to be crawling with tribal goat herders

But who knows.  Someone in the intelligence community may in fact be engineering another Ronald Reagan plan to let Russia and China spend themselves out of existence. 

Sometime after we've spent ourselves into the same state.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2015, 01:29:46 AM »
KO Putin/Obama 1:28 Round 1
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2015, 03:00:35 AM »
I welcome our new Russian Overlord.
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
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Re: Obama Vs Putin
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2015, 07:38:57 PM »
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