Reminded of Mal's line from Serenity, when he went to the backup transmitter separated by open space, dangly chains, & such.
Mal: "Hard to get to?! That's a fact."
What reminded me was drilling holes through the porcelain tile I installed in the master bath. Dear Lord in Heaven, I have never had such trouble drilling through tile. I've drilled ceramic tile before. And porcelain. But nothing comes close to this porcelain tile. I think we ought to develop applique armor kits for third world armies. Their tanks and APCs could benefit from this stuff. And look so, so nice.
I used tile bits and then this funky hole saw rig:
http://www.homedepot.com/p/BRUTUS-5-16-Diamond-Grit-Drill-Bit-for-Granite-Porcelain-and-Other-Tiles-10566Q/202205600Thing is, the rig is just about worthless as-is. You gotta block off 2/3 drain holes in the top tank and it helps to also tape it to the wall. And then, drill SLOW. Go too fast and the porcelain plug will get stuck and ruin the bit. Refill tank as it empties.
Oh, and I would like to wish piles and bunions on the towel & TP holder designers for wanting/requiring TWO holes per side. With four anchors through this porcelain, I bet I could do pull-ups on the towel rack if the bar itself did not give out.