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Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« on: November 15, 2008, 04:43:50 AM »
The Ur-quan kzer-za, ... they won't kill your entire species,...... just you (as in the leader)

The Kilrathi - A felinoid race that won't stop until it eats us, EPIC WIN?

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 05:36:10 AM »
The Posleen  - They strip your planet of any useful materials and round your species up for food.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 07:38:09 AM »
Scarrans. IIRC they run organized rape-to-death programs.
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 07:44:11 AM »
The Borg.....kinda like a cross between techno-geeks and Obama supporters.

The Trade Federation.....they invade your world and then make you buy their stuff.

The Yuuzhan Vong.....scarified pain-loving enviromentalists who destroy all technology and then make you slaves with brain-leech thingies....and they killed Chewbacca, too...  :mad:
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2008, 08:10:14 AM »
Obamanianiacs....all ur wealth belong to us
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2008, 08:14:13 AM »
You should favor that invasion, Jamis, given that you have absolutely no wealth of your own...

Obama will take Wifey McMoneybags wealth and redistribute it to you, the poverty-stricken husband...  :laugh:
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2008, 08:19:53 AM »
Reavers?

Only scary race I know of. Most science fiction aliens introduced as a "threat" are ridiculous caricacatures.

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The Kilrathi - A felinoid race that won't stop until it eats us, EPIC WIN?

One of said ridiculous caricatures. Though one of Niven's early, pre-hack works had an amusing premise. They invaded the human solar system, thinking humans had no weapons. Humans did have, however, the solar system's long-range communications system and solar-sail propulsion systems, which were massive solar-pumped x-ray lasers. I seem to recall the depiction of one of their warships just suddenly missing about half, with glowing edges and a fog of ionized metal vapor around it.
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2008, 08:20:49 AM »
Reavers?

Only scary race I know of. Most science fiction aliens introduced as a "threat" are ridiculous caricacatures.

Reavers are only scary by writer fiat - they're somehow crazy enough to violently attack anything yet moves, yet smart enough to operate starships.
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2008, 08:23:35 AM »
Zerg.

I friggin hate bugs.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2008, 08:27:09 AM »
Reavers are only scary by writer fiat - they're somehow crazy enough to violently attack anything yet moves, yet smart enough to operate starships.

That's better than the lousy writing of endless hacks who put forward curiously single-minded races who seem absolutely unbeatable, and absolutely unable to adapt to a rather ridiculous deus ex machina "weak point" discovered in the last chapter.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2008, 08:43:29 AM »
Zerg.

I friggin hate bugs.

Zerg are a mere Tyranid ripoff. Now, TYRANIDS...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyranid
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2008, 08:48:08 AM »
Definitely Reavers

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2008, 09:37:29 AM »
The worst alien race to be conquered by would be one which actually enjoys Slim Whitman music. :O =D
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2008, 10:25:16 AM »
Definitely the Borg. 

Hey, being raped to death definitely beats being raped in perpetuity for the rest of however long the technology causes one to semi-survive.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2008, 10:30:35 AM »
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would be one which actually enjoys Slim Whitman music.

I was waiting for someone to drop that reference. Nothing like fighting off aliens with a CD player and a loudspeaker. :)

I gotta go with Posleen too. Alien race-wise, he wrote a pretty good scenario, plus he at least semi-sticks to semi-plausible scenarios on how our military structure might work in fighting them off. Plus I want one of those reaver (not to be confused with Firefly) suits.
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2008, 10:43:44 AM »
Reavers ain't aliens. 

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2008, 11:31:16 AM »
The Thing from "The Thing".

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2008, 11:56:42 AM »
Reavers?

Only scary race I know of. Most science fiction aliens introduced as a "threat" are ridiculous caricacatures.

One of said ridiculous caricatures. Though one of Niven's early, pre-hack works had an amusing premise. They invaded the human solar system, thinking humans had no weapons. Humans did have, however, the solar system's long-range communications system and solar-sail propulsion systems, which were massive solar-pumped x-ray lasers. I seem to recall the depiction of one of their warships just suddenly missing about half, with glowing edges and a fog of ionized metal vapor around it.

I think you mean Kzinti. Kilrathi are from the game Wing Commander

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2008, 12:20:38 PM »
I think you mean Kzinti. Kilrathi are from the game Wing Commander

What? I think you're responding to someone else's post.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2008, 01:05:58 PM »
Tribbles. 

And as someone pointed out earlier, Reavers are human, not alien. 
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2008, 01:23:57 PM »
Yes, Larry Niven came up with the Kzin. 
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2008, 02:12:44 PM »
I have'nt read alot of sci-fi, but I would say the Yuuzhan Vong.

First, they slowly start to "Vongform" your planet seeding it with creatures which destroy local habitats and remake the planet with their crazy flora and fauna.

Next they come in their starships with overwhelming firepower.

Then, they invade the planet by ground, slicing your armies bits in their almost indestructible armor.

After that they destroy all native technology and enslave everybody.

Finally, by the time Vongforming is complete, the palnet is totally reshapen and the locals are mere chattel.

Yeah, that would really suck.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2008, 02:16:19 PM »
Phyphor, I would much rather deal with either sect of the Ur-Quan than have to deal with what the Mycon can do to a planet.

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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2008, 02:39:26 PM »
Yankees  :P
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Re: Worst alien race to be conquered by?
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2008, 03:16:39 PM »
Phyphor, I would much rather deal with either sect of the Ur-Quan than have to deal with what the Mycon can do to a planet.

http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Mycon


I'd prefer the Kzer-za, myself as far as the Ur-quan go, but yea, the Mycon are pretty much those that can One Shot Stop an entire planetary population.
 
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