Author Topic: Worst alien race to be conquered by? (Read 20880 times)

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:35:44 PM »

Ah, Star Control. :-)

I could find comfort in being conquered by the Sireen race.

It'd just be plain-out embarrassing to be conquered by the Trade Federation. If I didn't die from defending, I think I'd have to commit lightsaber seppuku just to exhonorate the shame of losing to such a spineless race.

Imagine the raw chaos and fear that would result from a joint strike against us from both the Klingons and the Predators, however. There would be no surviving it.

For that matter, imagine the Klingons fighting the Predators. Not the sissified new Klingons, but the Klingons from the 80's. Star Trek III Klingons, minus the Christopher Lloyd overtones... just cutthroat and sinister. Space pirate Klingons. Who would win?

HankB · « **Reply #26 on:** November 15, 2008, 03:57:13 PM »

What, no votes for Eddorians, Chlorans, Llurdi, or Tefflans?

seeker_two · « **Reply #27 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:00:29 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on November 15, 2008, 03:35:44 PM

For that matter, imagine the Klingons fighting the Predators. Not the sissified new Klingons, but the Klingons from the 80's. Star Trek III Klingons, minus the Christopher Lloyd overtones... just cutthroat and sinister. Space pirate Klingons. Who would win?

The Wookies....

AmbulanceDriver · « **Reply #28 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:22:59 PM »

I have to say the Vogons.......

The only race whose poetry is so bad it can be used as a torture device.

MikePGS · « **Reply #29 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM »

Whatever race Zoidberg is. The smell alone would make it horrible :(

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #30 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:52:01 PM »

Vogons

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #31 on:** November 15, 2008, 06:47:15 PM »

Ewoks. One, they're technologically retarded, and it would be a horrendous embarrassment to lose to 'em. Two, they're cannibals.

Eleven Mike · « **Reply #32 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:10:57 PM »

I'm surprised nobody said Daleks. But I'm not a Who fan, so maybe there's something I'm missing. Since they just EXTERMINATE anyway, maybe it wouldn't be that bad. You'd just be dead.

Parker Dean · « **Reply #33 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:16:58 PM »

Quote from: Manedwolf on November 15, 2008, 12:20:38 PM

What? I think you're responding to someone else's post.

Nope. You responded to a post about the Kilrathi and proceeded to describe the outline of one of Niven's works, likely the short story The Warriors, in a manner that indicated that you thought the Kilrathi were Niven's, probably due to them falling under the memory category of "K" names.

Manedwolf · « **Reply #34 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Parker Dean on November 15, 2008, 07:16:58 PM

Nope. You responded to a post about the Kilrathi and proceeded to describe the outline of one of Niven's works, likely the short story The Warriors, in a manner that indicated that you thought the Kilrathi were Niven's, probably due to them falling under the memory category of "K" names.

Oh, the game things that were just a total ripoff of the other ones? I guess so. I don't recall the names of either one, really.

never_retreat · « **Reply #35 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:27:01 PM »

Democrats.

Manedwolf · « **Reply #36 on:** November 15, 2008, 07:29:10 PM »

Quote from: never_retreat on November 15, 2008, 07:27:01 PM

Democrats.

Those aren't aliens.

They're just an unspeakable evil that destroys from within, rotting away core values and draining any will to better one's self.

never_retreat · « **Reply #37 on:** November 15, 2008, 08:52:37 PM »

Quote from: Manedwolf on November 15, 2008, 07:29:10 PM

Those aren't aliens.

They're just an unspeakable evil that destroys from within, rotting away core values and draining any will to better one's self.

Same difference.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #38 on:** November 15, 2008, 09:22:08 PM »

Moties.

Chris

Phyphor · « **Reply #39 on:** November 15, 2008, 09:57:48 PM »

Quote from: mtnbkr on November 15, 2008, 09:22:08 PM

Moties.

Chris

But.... .CRAP, you really are right!!!!!

Those little Watchmakers would so be up in our infrastructure, stealing our cheezeburgers,

(Tongue firmly in cheek)

mtnbkr · « **Reply #40 on:** November 15, 2008, 10:10:46 PM »

I was thinking more about the fyunch <click>s. I think I got the name wrong, but you get the idea. :)

Chris

Viking · « **Reply #41 on:** November 16, 2008, 09:21:32 AM »

Great Old Ones. Having ones' soul devoured would probably suck.

Hutch · « **Reply #42 on:** November 16, 2008, 10:12:39 AM »

Posleen, or whateverthehell the bad-guys were in Insurrection/Crusade/Shiva Option. The common factor being, they eat you.

Lots of good skullduggery by our putative "allies" in that series as well. I wish Ringo or Kratman or Williamson would write some more...

StopTheGrays · « **Reply #43 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:48:35 AM »

Skinks or whatever race the Combine is.

Kwelz · « **Reply #44 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:49:21 AM »

I don't think they would qualify as Aliens but how about Chaos from the Warhammer 40K universe. Sure some other Aliens would make your life hard. But these guys are just a whole new level of suck for anyone under them!

Devonai · « **Reply #45 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:52:33 AM »

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Skinks or whatever race the Combine is.

I can't believe we haven't seen a movie version of Half-Life yet. Or maybe we fans don't want to, considering past attempts at other conversions.

digitalandanalog · « **Reply #46 on:** November 19, 2008, 02:19:10 AM »

And no one remembers the Space Herpes from Ice Pirates

Physics · « **Reply #47 on:** November 19, 2008, 02:41:04 AM »

Umm....... the illegal ones.

Damn, I really need the uh-oh smily right now.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:15:38 AM »

I was going to post something about the Daleks...

But I'll just say "V".

Regolith · « **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:56:08 AM »

Quote from: Devonai on November 18, 2008, 11:52:33 AM

I can't believe we haven't seen a movie version of Half-Life yet. Or maybe we fans don't want to, considering past attempts at other conversions.

Knowing our luck, Uwe Boll would somehow secure the movie rights...

I would have to go with whatever the hell those things out of Alien are. They aren't very intelligent, but they're like freaking viruses.

Or the Flood out of Halo. Again, they act more like viruses than anything else. Damn near impossible to get rid of without nuking the site from orbit.

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