R.I.P. Scout26
SWMBO was just now making nachos. She accidentally dropped a sliced pickled jalapeno pepper. Rocket sucked that thing down before she could retrieve it. He absolutely refused to let go of it. Now he's waiting in the kitchen for her to drop another slice.
Better watch that. He sounds like a food hound. Teach him "drop it" so you can keep him from eating something he shouldn't.
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.
Not only does he like carrots, he likes dill pickle slices. Go figure.