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Today is National Bacon Day
« on: August 31, 2013, 11:49:17 AM »
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet.  Today is National Bacon Day.
SWMBO and I celebrated with bacon and egg sandwiches for breakfast. 
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 12:02:17 PM »
No one mentioned it because they are too busy eating bacon.

Alas, I will miss out on this glorious holiday. I'm visiting the in-laws who view bacon as a tool of the devil.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 01:58:10 PM »
National bacon day? Well then it's a good thing I'm sitting under a tree with the dog right now eating bacon and drinking beer!
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 02:34:59 PM »
Alas, I will miss out on this glorious holiday. I'm visiting the in-laws who view bacon as a tool of the devil.

I hope their views are the product of religious, cultural or medical beliefs.  Those would be acceptable, if unfortunate.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2013, 02:56:35 PM »
I had the breakfast special, which is supposed to have both bacon and sausage, they were happy to oblige when I asked them to hold the sausage and up the bacon.

Mmmm bacon eggs grits fatback and pancakes.

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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2013, 03:08:15 PM »
Just getting up from a nap after the weekly marching and chowder society breakfast.  This morning it was a bacon omlet, topped with candy bacon, and bacon on the side, plus home fries with bacon crumbles.  They claimed to have a bacon coffee, but since I cannnot indulge in caffiene I had to forego that.  (Others who tried it did not speak highly of it.)

This evening I am contemplating something Chinese containing thick slices of deep-fried belly bacon and pepper flakes.

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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2013, 03:18:53 PM »
Funny. Last night I read a book that mentioned the characters eating BLT's several times, and thought to myself "i should pick up some bacon when I go to the store tommorrow."

Now, it seems, I am definatly putting bacon on my grocery list.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2013, 05:22:09 PM »
Had bacon and waffles with two beautiful women this morning.  I do love National Bacon Day.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2013, 05:39:30 PM »
I hope their views are the product of religious, cultural or medical beliefs.  Those would be acceptable, if unfortunate.

Medical. Bah.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2013, 05:45:31 PM »
Well, now there is a package of thick cut hickery smoked bacon in the fridge, just waiting for the magic to begin.
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Re: Today is National Bacon Day
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 11:18:54 PM »
My little girl was thrilled when she found out about National Bacon Day.  My ex and I took her to a friend's coffee house so she could get a bacon doughnut.
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