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Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« on: April 03, 2007, 12:58:19 PM »
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9AFO01&show_article=1

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"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

I realize it's just carbon, but...ick.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 01:38:05 PM »
EEEWWWWW!!!!  Thats as worse than when Cartman thought Kenny's ashes were chocolate milk drink and drank 'em.  At least THEY are cartoon characters.

Oh, wait.  This is Keith Richards we are talking about.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 05:02:45 PM »
"I fed you your parents. Mmm, let me taste your tears." Cartman, the coolest cartoon character ever
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 05:05:09 PM »
How the hell this guy is still alive is what I want to know.....
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 05:07:21 PM »
Quote from: BenW on April 03, 2007, 04:05:09 PM
How the hell this guy is still alive is what I want to know.....
He's ingested so many chemicals over the years that he'll be preserved forever.  Sort of like twinkies.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 05:09:12 PM »
Don't cannibals believe that eating the flesh of their enemies gives them their power?

Maybe Keith is just trying to absorb some of his Dads juju.

Or he's nuts.  grin
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 05:11:18 PM »
So could Keith Richards be considered the modern day equivalent of a Lich?

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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 05:34:14 PM »
*goes to dump Hoppes and Break Free in ear, clean facts out of brain*

I so did not need to read that.

Ew.


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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 05:42:21 PM »
And to think that Keith Richards was something of a hero to me back in the early 70's.

The guy is beyond weird.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007, 08:22:30 PM »
Having recently had my favorite dog cremated, and even more recently having picked my Father's cremains up at the funeral home, all I can say to this is...

HOLY CRAP THAT IS CREEPY.

No wonder he looks like frigging zombie mummy.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007, 08:35:01 PM »
While my wife just had my dog cremated a couple of weeks ago and also my father when he passed back in 01 I couldn't imagine doing anything like that.  The only thing I could even think of doing would be turning the ashes into a diamond.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 04:22:26 AM »
He may have come up with the most ingenious way ever to keep friends from bogarting his drugs.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 04:32:06 AM »
Quote from: French G. on April 04, 2007, 03:22:26 AM
He may have come up with the most ingenious way ever to keep friends from bogarting his drugs.

  cheesy
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 09:23:52 PM »
Ashes to aholes, dust to dirt...
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 11:49:35 PM »
There is a report I read in Stars and Stripes stating that he was joking when he said it.  A spokesman, Bernard Doherty, for LD Communications, who represents the Stones is stating it was an April Fool's joke.
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 03:37:34 AM »
Imagine if, when he's dead, we cremate and snort Kieth Richards? I bet that would be a buzz we'd NEVER forget.  shocked

 cheesy
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 12:18:46 PM »
too bad snorting Dad did not kick his butt.  Course his Dad should have done that many, many years ago.  cool
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 05:13:20 PM »
Denis Leary beat us all to the punch on this. He noted that Kieth did an anti-drug ad at one time, and his reaction was along the lines of, "We can't do drugs, Kieth, because you already did them all. We have to wait until you die and then smoke your ashes."
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Re: Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2007, 10:29:03 AM »
Even on drugs mixed with human remains,  He still puts on a better halftime show than the goofy bastard formerly known as prince.
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