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The Annoyed Man

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Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« on: August 08, 2008, 04:00:22 AM »
By Barry Cade

Miami (Staff Reporter) - Early Friday morning, at around 2:13 AM, a man stole over one-hundred bottles of Sildenafil Citrate, commonly sold under the brand names Viagra and Revatio from a South Miami CVS.  After reviewing security footage, police have identified the man as 33 year old Richard Bender of Homestead.  A police spokesman declined to answer questions, however did explain that this is the second time Bender has stolen the erectile-dysfunction drug from a local pharmacy and that Bender is known to be a "hardened criminal."
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 04:20:35 AM »
The Onion, I presume?





That Dick Bender sure is a hardened criminal...  grin
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 05:44:11 AM »
Quote from: PTK on August 08, 2008, 03:20:35 AM
The Onion, I presume?





That Dick Bender sure is a hardened criminal...  grin

No, not The Onion.  I made it up myself.  I was just having a little fun. Smiley
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 05:44:50 AM »
I was amused, at least.  smiley
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 06:03:55 AM »
As his second offense he undoubtedly faces stiffer penalties.
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 06:59:49 AM »
Cheese, you see what you started? Now go to your room! grin
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 07:08:51 AM »
I'm sure he is a stand-up kind of guy...
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 07:23:56 AM »
Trial was dismissed....not enough evidence....wouldn't stand up in court....
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 07:55:11 AM »
Police chief: "It's really upsetting to see this guy go loose.  As officers we work hard to take down those who commit crimes.  When they get off the hook like this because of a technicality it just feels like we're getting the shaft.  Frankly, it's nuts."
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 09:32:13 AM »
At least the suspect will be easy to identify in a profile.....
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 02:03:04 PM »
Sounds like a hardened criminal to me.
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 05:39:58 PM »
Have they searched Bob Dole's house?
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Re: Local CVS robbed - 100+ bottles of Viagra stolen
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2008, 09:11:54 PM »
Funnily enough I wouldn't be surprised if this DID happen in homestead, or anywhere else in South Florida for that matter.
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