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Iain

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« on: May 23, 2005, 10:25:49 AM »
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/05/20/lakedisappears.shtml

A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight, Reuters reported Friday. Though there is probably a perfectly natural explanation, some of the villagers were quick to blame the disaster on the United States.

NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo near Nizhny Novgorod looked on disconsolately.

“It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground,” said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

“I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us,” said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

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So, how did you do it? A massive airforce of those forest-fire fighting planes?
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2005, 10:46:02 AM »
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you!

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2005, 11:15:04 AM »
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Yeah...  that's just...  wow.  Either somebody at DARPA is way overfunded, or that old lady has gone nutters.  Kinda hard to guess which.

That said, I didn't actually pull this one off.  I contracted it out to the mole people.  Oh, and Blackburn, sorry about that, they missed the left turn at Abluquerque.

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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2005, 06:36:03 AM »
Tell her we're sorry, but with Lake Mead still way below normal levels, it was that, or empty the canals at "The Venice" casino.  If she still complains, let her know that Putin signed off on it.
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2005, 07:18:33 AM »
You are all wrong, it was a test of HAARP(High-frequency Active Auroral Research Project). Apparently one of the potential uses is flash boiling bodies of water.  I hope my tin foil hat will keep the death/mind+weather control/microchip melting ray at bay.Wink

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