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Preacherman

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« on: May 26, 2005, 12:29:13 PM »
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We all(?) know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

        Smiley means a smile and
        Sad  is a frown.

        Sometimes these are represented by
        :-)
        :-(

        Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"   Here goes:

        (_!_)        a regular ass

        (__!__)     a fat ass

        (!)            a tight ass

        (_*_)        a sore ass

        {_!_}        a swishy ass

        (_o_)       an ass that's been around

        (_x_)       kiss my ass

        (_X_)       leave my ass alone

        (_zzz_)    a tired ass

        (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

        (_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass

        (_?_)       Dumb ass

        You have just been e-mooned!
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Schuey2002

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2005, 02:20:17 PM »
( << My favorite Assicon.)
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2005, 03:52:52 PM »
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.

(My mother didn't think that was the least bit funny when I was nine.)
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2005, 04:21:47 PM »
Good Heavens!

-from a "friend," izzatso? Sure ... we believe you  Wink

-- Warm Regards from a hopeless (_E=mc2_)
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2005, 06:29:18 PM »
I just have to be flippant here LOl -



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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2005, 09:19:00 PM »
Your assing for it. Cheesy That was funny. cheesy
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