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Underwater Anaconda
« on: March 08, 2013, 09:03:25 PM »
I've been diving with sharks. Sharks don't bother me. As a diver, this creeps me out so bad just seeing this photo, that I never want to dive again.



http://www.neatorama.com/2013/03/07/Anaconda-Filmed-Underwater/
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 09:05:06 PM »
zO.M.G.

 :O

There's no fending that off with a bait knife.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 09:06:22 PM »
I can haz bangstick!? :O
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 09:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Viking on March 08, 2013, 09:06:22 PM
I can haz bangstick!? :O

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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 09:53:47 PM »
I won't be able to sleep for a week.

I HATE snakes.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 10:37:09 PM »
It hard to decide which is worse, a single large snake, or tons of little ones waiting to drop on you from the trees?  >:D





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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 11:13:26 PM »
Why'd it have to be snakes?  I HATE snakes!

Not quite as bad, I swam over the top of a rock and started down the other side, only to see a moray headed up that same side.  He got the right of way....

Captain thought it'd be great fun to show the newbie how to feed a moray.  Problem was, I didn't have my prescription mask yet and had to get too close to see what was going on.  Captain had a chunk missing out of his upper left arm where a moray had gotten hold of him.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 11:16:53 PM »
Gentlemen, this is the occasion concussion grenades were invented for.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 11:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on March 08, 2013, 11:16:53 PM
Gentlemen, this is the occasion concussion grenades nuclear depth charges were invented for.

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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 11:52:27 PM »
Anaconda aren't the only snakes that swim.
Water moccasins do that -- had a neighbor who  had one try to get in a boat with him while he was fishing.  The snake didn't understand that oars make great field expedient weapons. >:D
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 12:03:28 AM »
I used to wade rivers and fly fish for smallies. Happiness is not being in neck deep water and seeing a squiggly line swimming towards you. Same day I almost stepped on another snake and a cow stepped on my spinning rod.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 02:12:05 AM »
I'd have split the arse end of that wetsuit open shitting myself.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 08:21:46 AM »

I concur with RocketMan. Nuclear torpedoes were developed to take out carrier groups. This would be a fine way to safely dispose of them.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2013, 09:11:00 AM »
How long can that minion of Satan hold its reptilian breath?  Madre di Dios, as if diving weren't dangerous enough...
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2013, 11:58:40 AM »


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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2013, 12:37:58 PM »
I read the title of this thread too quickly, and thought it said "Underwear Anaconda".  That creeped me out even more than the real thread.
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 04:13:10 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on March 10, 2013, 12:37:58 PM
I read the title of this thread too quickly, and thought it said "Underwear Anaconda". 

And yet you still opened the thread...
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2013, 04:18:51 PM »
Quote from: Balog on March 12, 2013, 04:13:10 PM
And yet you still opened the thread...

Hey, I opened it with the faint, yet disturbing, hope it would actually end up being about snakes.

Because on APS, you really never *know* what the title will lead too.

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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2013, 05:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 08, 2013, 09:03:25 PM
I've been diving with sharks. Sharks don't bother me. As a diver, this creeps me out so bad just seeing this photo, that I never want to dive again.


Don't dive in fresh water and you'll be fine...
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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2013, 06:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Stetson on March 12, 2013, 05:46:46 PM
Don't dive in fresh water and you'll be fine...

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Re: Underwater Anaconda
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2013, 06:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Ben on March 12, 2013, 06:05:07 PM


Dear sweet fluffy Cthulu, kill it with fire!
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