Attack Dolphins on the Loose

[Ben]

What do you call a dolphin that has gone through Spetsnaz training?

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-03/trained-attack-dolphins-head-mounted-guns-are-loose

[Viking]

In Soviet Russia, dolphin kills whaler.

[CNYCacher]

Anyway, some of the dolphins have apparently escaped from their trainers (because of course they were going to escape, Ukraine) and into the Black Sea, possibly on the prowl for mates.

My inner narrator assigned the voice of Archer to the portion in parenthesis, and I giggled.  Try it.

[Ben]

My inner narrator assigned the voice of Archer to the portion in parenthesis, and I giggled.  Try it.

Ha! It works! 

[RevDisk]

What do you call a dolphin that has gone through Spetsnaz training?

Awesome?

[AZRedhawk44]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[MillCreek]

So will the local tuna be dolphin-safe?  What if the dolphins have a bad attitude?

[SADShooter]

So long, and thanks for all the fish tinned sprats!