Budweiser introduces projectile vomiting in a can

[Manedwolf]

WHAT



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[Leatherneck]

My poor misguided wife drinks Clamato juice with a half can of Miller in summer. Claims it's good. I guess she's not alone.

TC

[Brad Johnson]

You should try it.  Really!   

Brad

[Manedwolf]

You should try it.  Really!   

Brad

If I wanted to do that, I'd just stick my fingers down my throat. It's cheaper.

Seriously. Weak, gassy machine-made "beer" mixed with tomato juice and CLAM JUICE. That makes me feel nauseous just considering it.

The "reviews" at that site are pretty funny, though.

[grislyatoms]

Clamato is great. I have been drinking it since the early seventies, shortly after it was introduced to our market. $.25-$.75 a quart. Now, it's $5 plus for a half gallon. Oh, well.

For those who have never tried it, it's sort of sweet, tangy, and salty all at once. Great stuff. My daughter likes it too. Between us, we can polish off a quart in about 10 minutes.

I tried the beer/Clamato mix 4-5 months ago. I drank a couple of swigs and poured the rest down the drain. Nasty,nasty,nasty.

FWIW, "tomato beer" (beer and tomato or V-8 juice) or a michelada (beer and Clamato) are rather popular around here.

 

[charby]

I like Old Millwaukee and tomato juice.

I've never tried Clamato.

-C

[Boomhauer]

What the freakin hell?

CLAM JUICE???

You people eat/drink some of the weirdest *expletive deleted*it i have ever seen...

I'll stick with my coca-cola, thank you very much...

[280plus]

So I'm guessing you're not wanting any electric clam juicer for Christmas? 

[charby]

So I'm guessing you're not wanting any electric clam juicer for Christmas? 

mmmm extra calcium...

[Brad Johnson]

You buncha wuss pansies.

Brad

[Sergeant Bob]

I've had BUDdy Marys before and their not too bad.

[MrRezister]

I can't imagine that it tastes much worse than straight beer.
I'll stick to schapps, thanks.

[BridgeWalker]

As an alcohol delivery system, beer is already woefully inefficient.  Adding nasty stuff to it cannot improve that problem.

Please pass the tequila.

[Brad Johnson]

I can't imagine that it tastes much worse than straight beer.
I'll stick to schapps, thanks.

Blecch!  Drink Karo syrup laced with vodka and fruit juice.  It's cheaper and it tastes the same.

As an alcohol delivery system, beer is already woefully inefficient.

Please pass the tequila.

Sure, but having to get up and go pee every ten or fifteen minutes keeps you somewhat up-to-date on your ability to stand without assistance.

Brad

[Declaration Day]

As an alcohol delivery system, beer is already woefully inefficient. 

Then you're drinking the wrong beer.

[BridgeWalker]

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Then you're drinking the wrong beer.

Nah, I'm drinking the right tequila 

[Declaration Day]

Heh, I like a good tequila too, but my favorite beer, Bell's Third coast Old Ale, will take you from zero to stupid in no time.  And you don't have to chase it or mix it with anything. 

There's no direct link to it, but go to www.bellsbeer.com and click your way through.

Try it, it's the ultimate in beer snobbery.  If you can't get it in your state I'll send you a bottle.

[Manedwolf]

There's also Dogfish Head Midas Touch, which is somewhere between a beer and mead or something. It's from an ancient Sumerian recipe. Trying to have several will put you on your ass pretty quick. Not sure what the alcohol content is, but it's over 15%, I know that.

Someone I know had two in a row, and discovered that their legs no longer functioned properly. 

[Declaration Day]

I'm gonna try that one Manedwolf, I'm sure the specialty store where I got my Mead has it. 

[Manedwolf]

Only if they have beer...it's sold as a beer, in a four-pack of bottles.  Places that have craft brews like Stone usually have it.

[Declaration Day]

Only if they have beer...it's sold as a beer, in a four-pack of bottles.  Places that have craft brews like Stone usually have it.

Yeah they'll have it, they have the most comprehensive alcoholic beverage selection I've ever seen in my life. 

Ironically, the place is called Wine Castle, which sounds like a hole-in-the-wall party store from the ghetto.  It's anything but.

It's interesting to note that some states have alcohol content limits for beer, so some of the more potent stuff is not available there.  Michigan is not one of them.

[Declaration Day]

BTW Manedwolf I looked up Midas Touch and it's only 9%.  Third Coast Old Ale is 10.2%.  Try it, I think you'd really like it.

[Manedwolf]

There's got to be some secondary in-bottle fermentation of the muscat grape juice in it, then, or something. Because one bottle had me a little pleasantly fuzzy too, and regular "beer", as in the form of anything from ale to stout, does NOT do that to me. 

[Declaration Day]

There's got to be some secondary in-bottle fermentation of the muscat grape juice in it, then, or something. Because one bottle had me a little pleasantly fuzzy too, and regular "beer", as in the form of anything from ale to stout, does NOT do that to me. 

Just try the Third Coast Old Ale and get back to me. 

By the way don't mistake it for Bell's Third Coast Beer, it's not the same product.

[BridgeWalker]

I'm gonna try that one Manedwolf, I'm sure the specialty store where I got my Mead has it. 

Mead comes from a store?!?!  I get mine from the basement

The last batch was just bottled a couple weeks back.  I was broke though, so it's "bottled" in mason jars.

I'm sure I can find anything by Bell's.  I'm in Lansing, MI.