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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2010, 02:27:42 PM »
This thread is worthless without pictures of the Cessna.  =D

I really have a thing for taildraggers  ;)
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2010, 02:47:59 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on July 09, 2010, 02:15:01 PM
How you do that?  Is it a font that you type backwards?

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2010, 02:50:04 PM »
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How you do that?  Is it a font that you type backwards?
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2010, 02:55:54 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on July 09, 2010, 11:26:19 AM
All right, here's the story.

Similar to a drunken snowmobile chick last winter with me, except she was a hot late 40's early 50's something and started to remove her clothes for me in the bar. He husband was pretty blitzed too and had the look of a fight in his eyes until her realized his wife was hammered and I wasn't enjoying her advances. To top it all off when we left the place she was outside warming up her sled and decided to hop off and climb into my truck with me. Took me a while to convince her that she belongs with her husband.

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2010, 03:50:51 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 09, 2010, 01:57:07 PM
But then again, a boob-tat that says "¡spǝɯ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ" Might not be that hard of a sell her next manic phase...  :angel:

The computer I'm on can't figure that out, but I'm quite sure it's funny.  Can someone explain this for me?
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2010, 03:55:27 PM »
Quote from: BReilley on July 09, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
The computer I'm on can't figure that out, but I'm quite sure it's funny.  Can someone explain this for me?

The phrase is "take your meds!"
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on July 09, 2010, 02:20:43 PM
What you do is turn your keyboard upside down.

Quit teasing him.

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2010, 05:31:06 PM »
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but she was about 50# overweight, 40, and gravity had taken a definite toll.

Hey!  Nothing wrong with 40.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2010, 06:43:49 PM »
Indeed.  A 24-year-old friend of mine has himself an actual cougar, a 43-year-old hottie.
 (Actually, the picture is from the first night they met--she had just come from some sort of costume party, he was just having a few drinks)
They make no excuses and have no illusions about what's going on, and they both have fun and enjoy themselves and each other.  I'm actually kinda jealous.  :-X

What you encountered was... well, not a cougar.  A walking regret, sounds like.  =(
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2010, 06:54:28 PM »
My cousin's wife is twenty+ years older than him.  They started dating when he was twenty-five.  She is reasonably hot.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2010, 06:58:07 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 09, 2010, 05:05:25 PM
Quit teasing him.

Fisty... set your regional options in the User CP/Profile to "Australia", then change it back when done.


Not work.  Why not work?   =(
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2010, 07:07:36 PM »
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2010, 07:14:26 PM »
My "cougar experience" (before the term "cougar" existed, IIRC) was with a psychiatrist at my first mental-health-related job in my early 20's....learned a whole lot from that experience....such as psychiatrists are often more screwed up than their patients....and that MD's can afford to take you to some very nice restaurants (my first & only experience with Ruth's Chris steaks)....and that experience is a very, very good thing....  =D
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2010, 07:22:45 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on July 09, 2010, 07:07:36 PM


I could uh, tolerate that. For sure...

Odd thing is that I seem to get along better with ah...older women than those that are my age or younger...



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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2010, 07:33:38 PM »
The sad reality of cougars:

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2010, 07:40:05 PM »
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2010, 10:10:20 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on July 09, 2010, 07:22:45 PM
I could uh, tolerate that. For sure...

Odd thing is that I seem to get along better with ah...older women than those that are my age or younger...


Older women tend to have more going on in their heads than the hot but vapid young cuties.  I noticed that when I was about 30.

"Tend to" -- it's not universal.  Some people just get older, they don't get wiser. 
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2010, 10:12:16 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on July 09, 2010, 10:10:20 PM
Older women tend to have more going on in their heads than the hot but vapid young cuties.  I noticed that when I was about 30.

"Tend to" -- it's not universal.  Some people just get older, they don't get wiser. 

From observing my sisters and acquaintances...at 15 the brain departs the teenage girl...seems to maybe find it's way home at around 25-30 or so.

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2010, 12:41:08 AM »
Quote from: lee n. field on July 09, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
Hey!  Nothing wrong with 40.

Almost robbing the cradle for alot of us here.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2010, 01:16:40 AM »
She wasn't called a cougar then. I think I called her trouble.

This has been more then a couple of years back.

My wife was in Chicago and I was sitting around here on a day I just didn't have anything that needed doing. I'm sure I had work to do but I just wasn't in the mood. So I drove up to Kansas City to go to my favorite steakhouse. I liked to sit at the bar and bs with the bartender and enjoy a nice ribeye and a few drinks.

So this attractive lady about 10-15 years older then I am decides to sit down beside me and strike up a conversation. I'm not much of a talker. After about 30-45 minutes of talk about business and the economy I notice she just seems to be getting closer and closer. I'm already one drink past my normal limit (the bartender knows this and made me a weak one) so I decide to pay and head home. It took a few times to get through to her that I was leaving without her. So she gave me her business card. I just smiled when I looked at it and headed for home. She had the same last name as I did. :facepalm: I never found a direct relation before I got rid of her card, but I think we must have been related somewhere down the line.

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And then there is the reason I don't think I can ever go back to Oklahoma. But that another story. =D
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2010, 07:26:19 AM »
A friend of mine once told me about his experience with the adult hookup websites.  He said that by far the largest group of women participating in the casual sex hookups via the websites were middle-aged chubby women.   I guess this must be your last resort when the bars no longer work.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2010, 10:30:17 AM »
Quote from: Jim147 on July 10, 2010, 01:16:40 AM

And then there is the reason I don't think I can ever go back to Oklahoma. But that another story. =D

Do tell....and you should feel blessed that you can't go to Oklahoma, too....  =D
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2010, 10:38:28 AM »
That wasn't a cougar, that was a wild boar.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2010, 10:54:15 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on July 10, 2010, 10:30:17 AM
Do tell....and you should feel blessed that you can't go to Oklahoma, too....  =D

Hey there is nothing too wrong with Oklahoma.  But do tell also.  Plus there are places in the KC area I probably should stay away from.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2010, 02:01:06 PM »
>Hey there is nothing too wrong with Oklahoma<

Other than the Okies, you mean... :P
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