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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2014, 09:34:10 AM »
Quote from: birdman on May 14, 2014, 09:30:54 AM
Hmm...I would have beat you if I quit my job.  Take that ovaries! 

Does a low score mean I can call people racist and get away with it?

But if you quit your job, you'd probably go into business for yourself in something tech related, thus exponentially increasing your score. Face it - people with skills and a wiener can't win at this game.  :laugh:
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2014, 09:35:11 AM »
Quote from: birdman on May 14, 2014, 09:30:54 AM
Hmm...I would have beat you if I quit my job.  Take that ovaries! 

Does a low score mean I can call people racist and get away with it?
Only if you are non-white. Remember, only whites can be racist.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2014, 11:21:55 AM »
Once I remembered that as Lawyer I have a natural kindship with reptiles, dragons, demons and others (Sharks), things got a lot better for me.

Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -225
(Previously a mere white cisgendered scum score of 195)

Help, Help! I'm being repressed!

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2014, 01:49:16 PM »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you

Here's another one. This comes from the Liberal Empire of Buzzfeed so it must be right.

I scored a 41 out of 100 (I did fudge a couple points) but I got a clean bill of cisnormative health...I'm not privileged!
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2014, 01:55:39 PM »
69 out of 100.

I'm quite privileged.

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2014, 01:58:32 PM »
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69 out of 100.

I'm quite privileged.

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2014, 02:00:48 PM »
65 out of 100. Some of those questions are lame. Does my parents being alive make me privileged? How about no student loans because I worked and paid my way through college, versus qualifying (or not) for loans? I seem to recall all the guys called each other "fag" etc. when I was in school. In elementary school I was always the German army against 50 other kids that were the American army all because my parents talked funny, but I bet that doesn't count in this quiz. :)

Anyway, the quiz is an excellent example of liberal guilt white people's problems.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2014, 02:14:32 PM »
22 on buzzfeed
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It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2014, 02:23:38 PM »
210. I need to get cracking and get some plutocratic wealth so I can REALLY bump the score.



... does hitting the lotto increase or decrease the score? Cause winning the lotto indicates you play the lotto...
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2014, 05:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 14, 2014, 02:00:48 PM

Anyway, the quiz is an excellent example of liberal guilt white people's problems.

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2014, 06:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 14, 2014, 09:34:10 AM
But if you quit your job, you'd probably go into business for yourself in something tech related, thus exponentially increasing your score. Face it - people with skills and a wiener can't win at this game.  :laugh:

Already did that, and accounted for it in my awesome score of 65. 

I'm oppressed! (In only the way intelligent, white, 1%'ers can be).

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2014, 07:12:25 PM »
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You live with 11 out of 100 points of privilege.

You’re underprivileged. The world is not a fair or ideal place and you know that because you grew up with several identities that the world is not kind to.

Either that or they just asked the questions wrong.  Or maybe asked the wrong questions.

In the  meantime, I demand that you redistribute your wealth to me.  And I want reparations, too!

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2014, 08:15:18 AM »
Quote from: birdman on May 14, 2014, 06:58:56 PM
Already did that, and accounted for it in my awesome score of 65. 

I'm oppressed! (In only the way intelligent, white, 1%'ers can be).



Don't sweat it, man!  By posting here you're eligible for a Participation Trophy. 
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2014, 04:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Jocassee on May 14, 2014, 01:49:16 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you

Here's another one. This comes from the Liberal Empire of Buzzfeed so it must be right.

I scored a 41 out of 100 (I did fudge a couple points) but I got a clean bill of cisnormative health...I'm not privileged!

Impossible. I scored a 33 out of 100. Stupid test! Why not punish me harder by claiming working and studying hard is privilege! I demand a retest to prove my privileged status!  

I gained some social justice street cred for folks trying to kill me due to my religious opinions. I'm not sure that being salaried is privilege when I've historically worked more than 40 hour weeks. Also not sure how waiter, barista, bartender or salesperson is social justice bonus points, as I've had jobs that paid a fraction of minimum wage per hour worked and had no tips. Not sure if international travel counts as privilege when you're invading and pillaging wogs. I think I gained social justice points for pissing off the TSA and threatening to have them arrested by the FBI for espionage, apparently.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2014, 04:57:53 PM »
Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 115
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2014, 05:14:28 PM »
Buzzfeed

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You live with 57 out of 100 points of privilege.You’re quite privileged. You’ve had a few struggles, but overall your life has been far easier than most. This is not a bad thing, nor is it something to be ashamed of. But you should be aware of your advantages and work to help others who don’t have them. Thank you for checking your privilege

Probably because I usually get hassled at the airport or at the Canadian border. I get called terrorist or Muslim looking dude by dumbass rednecks, mostly because of my swarthy complexion and beard.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2014, 06:46:30 PM »
I think the whole point of it is to get us to look up their stupid made-up words to "raise awareness" for the cause, and to give an appearance of normalcy to some of their weirdnesses.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #67 on: May 19, 2014, 08:17:10 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 19, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
Buzzfeed

Probably because I usually get hassled at the airport or at the Canadian border. I get called terrorist or Muslim looking dude by dumbass rednecks, mostly because of my swarthy complexion and beard.

I've seen pictures of you.  You look just like the dumbass rednecks around here. :P

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2014, 08:21:11 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on May 19, 2014, 08:17:10 PM
I've seen pictures of you.  You look just like the dumbass rednecks around here. :P

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #69 on: May 19, 2014, 08:36:29 PM »
I'm Extremely Oppressed with a score of -120.
Odd,I feel fine?
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2014, 08:44:21 PM »
"Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -965"

Ha! take that, bitches!  (Middle Eastern asexual trans-passable otherkin)
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #71 on: May 19, 2014, 09:03:53 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on May 19, 2014, 08:44:21 PM
"Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -965"

Ha! take that, bitches!  (Middle Eastern asexual trans-passable otherkin)

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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2014, 01:21:28 AM »
Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 190
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #73 on: May 20, 2014, 01:49:20 AM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on May 19, 2014, 08:44:21 PM
"Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -965"

Ha! take that, bitches!  (Middle Eastern asexual trans-passable otherkin)

Huh, I would've thought non passing trans would be more oppressed.
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Re: All right, all you Cisnormative Sheisselords out there.
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2014, 03:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Balog on May 20, 2014, 01:49:20 AM
Huh, I would've thought non passing trans would be more oppressed.

Maybe it is; I didn't try all the combinations, I hit a jackpot with this one.
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