Author Topic: How to beat your wife, by the book (Read 3860 times)

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #25 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:29:06 AM »

Quote from: mtnbkr on October 11, 2007, 10:25:14 AM

but if it stays lighthearted, I won't whine...

Chris

Then can I?

Brad

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #26 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Brad Johnson on October 11, 2007, 10:29:06 AM

Quote from: mtnbkr on October 11, 2007, 10:25:14 AM

but if it stays lighthearted, I won't whine...

Chris

Then can I?

Brad

No.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #27 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:39:01 AM »

awwwww.... sad

Brad

Paddy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:57:14 AM »

Headless Thompson Gunner will stop by and explain that in a free market, the wife could leave and go join another harem.

wooderson will jump in, blame it all on Bush, then abruptly leave without any further explanation.

Paddy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:01:31 PM »

Mike Irwin will provide an historical account of polygamy in the Arab world.

Balog · « **Reply #30 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:40:21 PM »

Quote from: mbs357 on October 11, 2007, 06:31:25 AM

I could have SWORN he had a signature that used to say "I'm a guy!"
Or something D:

That was Strings when he was HunterRose.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Balog on October 11, 2007, 11:40:21 AM

Quote from: mbs357 on October 11, 2007, 06:31:25 AM

I could have SWORN he had a signature that used to say "I'm a guy!"
Or something D:

That was Strings when he was HunterRose.

Oh shi- lol.
Sorry XD

roo_ster · « **Reply #32 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:28:46 PM »

And that's the problem with logon/name-changing.

Y'all are slippery enough to keep straight, without having to figure out who was who.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:27:23 PM »

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Can I re-open it? I mean, it's the first thread ina while where we are all joking TOGETHER? No one is fighting?

Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, by the book. rolleyes

(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)

cosine · « **Reply #34 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 11, 2007, 02:27:23 PM

Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, by the book. rolleyes

(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)

Wouldn't that actually be "what's fair for the gander is fair for the goose"?

mtnbkr · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:58:01 PM »

Did you watch the video?

Nothing sexist about it unless bringing to our attention the depravity of <some> Muslims is sexist.

Chris

Tallpine · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2007, 04:23:57 PM »

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Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands

My wife beats me up almost every morning grin

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 11, 2007, 04:41:02 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 11, 2007, 02:27:23 PM

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Can I re-open it? I mean, it's the first thread ina while where we are all joking TOGETHER? No one is fighting?

Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, by with the book. rolleyes

(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)

There fixed it for you

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #38 on:** October 11, 2007, 04:52:52 PM »

Yeah...I hope everyone actually watched the video. I wasn't giving instructions on how to smack around your wife, I was linking to a video of a muslim cleric giving instructions on how to smack around your wife.

Tallpine · « **Reply #39 on:** October 11, 2007, 05:11:43 PM »

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Yeah...I hope everyone actually watched the video. I wasn't giving instructions on how to smack around your wife, I was linking to a video of a muslim cleric giving instructions on how to smack around your wife.

I figured that out, even though I didn't bother to watch the video Wink

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2007, 05:13:50 PM »

But for those of us who do beat our wives, anybody have any more good tips?

MillCreek · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2007, 05:46:50 PM »

Quote from: fistful on October 11, 2007, 04:13:50 PM

But for those of us who do beat our wives, anybody have any more good tips?

Yes. Learn to sleep with one eye open.

brimic · « **Reply #42 on:** October 11, 2007, 07:22:05 PM »

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Just out of curiosity - which part of the female body is NOT sensitive? The cleric must not have been with a woman in a long long while...

Then again the whole interview may have been flawed by one mistranslation- where he was talking about his camel may have been mistakenly translated as 'woman'

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2007, 08:57:25 PM »

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Did you watch the video?

Nope. I learned a long time ago not to click on video links posted here. Probably the smartest decision I ever made with respect to this forum.

The thread title is what shows up on Google when using armedpolitesociety as a search term, hence my comments.

THR had problems with sexist content, no reason it should be prevalent here, IMHO.

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:02:55 PM »

It wasn't meant to be sexist, I apologize for the confusion. I should've clarified what the video link contained.

LadySmith · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:34:30 PM »

Quote from: mbs357 on October 11, 2007, 03:58:43 AM

Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 10, 2007, 07:16:46 PM

Barbara, LadySmith, care to respond?

Isn't...LadySmith a dude?

Nope, not a dude. I've got the affection for cute widdle things and everything. grin

Then again, my sig line might be true.

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Only if Barbara and LadySmith can start a thread about beating husbands, with the book.

Chapter One - When Nagging Fails
Keep a hardbound dictionary handy, although any paperback by James Michener will do in a pinch... laugh

Antibubba · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:44:45 PM »

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Nope. I've got the affection for cute widdle things and everything.

Why was a NAA .22 revolver the first thing to pop into my head when you said that? laugh

LadySmith · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:52:31 PM »

Because it's adorable!!! laugh

Oops, guns aren't supposed to be cute. It's esthetically pleasing...in an OMG how cuuuuute kind of way. Wink

MechAg94 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:11:15 AM »

Don't forget your chapter on positive reinforcement as opposed to negative.

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2007, 03:49:31 PM »

Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 11, 2007, 02:27:23 PM

(Hint, if we're gonna be a sexist online forum, then what's fair for the goose is fair for the gander...)

Mixed metaphor, Mate.

The correct versions of the two you have intermingled are:

"What's fair is fair"

and

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."

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Author Topic: How to beat your wife, by the book (Read 3860 times)

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