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Bears repeating
« on: August 26, 2015, 12:21:09 PM »
Comment by visitor to Yellowstone National Park:

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Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.

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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2015, 12:53:47 PM »
I thought that the Yogi Bear show was cancelled fifty years ago........................ [tinfoil]
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2015, 01:09:13 PM »
Tell the visitor to carry a pic-a-nic basket.
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2015, 01:16:43 PM »
A few weeks ago, a guy got to see the inside of a bear  ;)
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2015, 01:18:01 PM »
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2015, 01:22:05 PM »
Are you sure this was not -

The same dipsy lady that wanted the "Deer Crossing" signs moved to a safer place?

Or the SJW who wanted the state to stop suggesting Native Americans are dangerous "Beware of Falling Rocks"

Or the other SJW who was tired of the state picking on Asian-Americans "Mo Wing Next 2 Miles"

Just taking the blue pill is having more and more appeal.

stay safe.
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2015, 05:58:59 PM »
Thread title immediately made me think of a bear holding a lever action rifle
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2015, 09:36:26 PM »
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the stupidest tourists."

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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2015, 10:05:13 PM »
Quote from: Fitz on August 26, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
Thread title immediately made me think of a bear holding a lever action rifle
Bear holding a Martini-Henry ok?
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2015, 10:06:11 PM »
Pooh at Rourke's Drift.

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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2015, 10:33:02 PM »
Quote from: Fitz on August 26, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
Thread title immediately made me think of a bear holding a lever action rifle

I thought of a Chicago football team after a Taco Bell visit.
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2015, 10:36:00 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on August 26, 2015, 01:22:05 PM
Are you sure this was not -

The same dipsy lady that wanted the "Deer Crossing" signs moved to a safer place?

Or the SJW who wanted the state to stop suggesting Native Americans are dangerous "Beware of Falling Rocks"

Or the other SJW who was tired of the state picking on Asian-Americans "Mo Wing Next 2 Miles"

Just taking the blue pill is having more and more appeal.

stay safe.

No it was probably the same woman that asked me what time do we shut the waterfalls off.

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"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the stupidest tourists."

The bears tend to be smarter by far than the morons.

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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2015, 02:34:15 AM »
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2015, 09:38:52 AM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on August 26, 2015, 10:36:00 PM

The bears tend to be smarter by far than the morons.

The bears tend to face immediate consequences for stupidity. Humans, not so much.
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2015, 09:44:52 AM »
Quote from: makattak on August 27, 2015, 09:38:52 AM
The bears tend to face immediate consequences for stupidity. Humans, not so much.
So give Boomhauer the authority to feed stupic tourists to the bears?  =)
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2015, 07:24:37 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on August 27, 2015, 09:44:52 AM
So give Boomhauer the authority to feed stupic tourists to the bears?  =)

What about the parasites?  You might make the bears sick!
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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2015, 07:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Firethorn on August 28, 2015, 07:24:37 PM
What about the parasites?  You might make the bears sick!
They have pretty thick guts. We'll just have to burn the *expletive deleted*it piles to neutralize whatever passes through.


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Re: Bears repeating
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2015, 07:53:31 PM »

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