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Title: USS APS??
Post by: red headed stranger on October 05, 2011, 02:33:42 PM
Calling all pirate hunters, we might have found a suitable vessel:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/HISTORIC-USCGC-Acushnet-Coast-Guard-Cutter-Diver-Vessel-UP-AUCTION-?cmd=ViewItem&_trkparms=algo%3DETS.ETSD%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D100%26ps%3D10&_trksid=p3284.m108&item=120785188578#ht_90407wt_1167

Buy it now for $10M!

There is a lot to drool over in the pics. 
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: roo_ster on October 05, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
Is a cutter around the size of a corvette?  I assume it is smaller than a frigate.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AJ Dual on October 05, 2011, 04:03:34 PM
For that price, it at least ought to come with a 5 inch gun (not de-milled either) and I see nothing of the sort.

From the looks of that boat, I'm guessing it has provisions for not much more than pintle mount M2 .50BMG's etc.  =|
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Harold Tuttle on October 05, 2011, 04:13:50 PM
someone call Al Gore right now:

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Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: MillCreek on October 05, 2011, 05:16:42 PM
Man, no wonder it had such a large crew for the displacement. WWII manual technology throughout.  None of this control by wire or jet turbine engines here.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on October 05, 2011, 05:25:47 PM
whose got an amex black card for  gas diesel?  95 k gallons?
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Scout26 on October 05, 2011, 05:30:07 PM
Yep, needs a deck gun or two.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: dm1333 on October 05, 2011, 07:36:57 PM
Here is one good article about the Achushnet and where she has served.  The Pendleton disaster is not well known outside of the Coast Guard but a few legends were made that day.  (Google BM1 Bernie Webber to learn more about that)

http://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/remembering-uscgc-acushnet/

Here are some specs for the boat.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/wmec-213-specs.htm

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/wmec-213.htm
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 05, 2011, 07:56:26 PM
I'd love a big boat like that if I was a mega billiozaire but it's chock full of antiquated tech.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: MrsSmith on October 06, 2011, 06:15:43 PM
I think we have enough tech guys here to do a suitable refit.

I'll handle the galley/bar.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Viking on October 06, 2011, 06:34:57 PM
Yep, needs a deck gun or two.
57mm Bofors guns would do nicely, yes? >:D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: seeker_two on October 06, 2011, 06:49:06 PM
Yep, needs a deck gun or two.

We don't need no steenkin' deck gun.....we have Physics and Rocketman....




 =D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on October 06, 2011, 06:54:44 PM
^
so you're saying we'll have a railgun and an MLRS on deck?  SWEEET......

:D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: seeker_two on October 06, 2011, 06:57:21 PM
^
so you're saying we'll have a railgun and an MLRS on deck?  SWEEET......

:D

....and an underwater launch bay for the sharks with laser beams.....  :cool:
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: TechMan on October 06, 2011, 06:59:42 PM
....and an underwater launch bay for the sharks with laser beams.....  :cool:

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Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Scout26 on October 06, 2011, 08:12:48 PM
I'd also want a helicopter, but our source for getting one wholesale is no longer there.  Although with Rocketman, Nick, Physics and the Rev aborad, well, let just say I want some really good sunglasses and some sunscreen in SPF 10,000,000,000.

Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: KD5NRH on October 06, 2011, 10:45:59 PM
Here is one good article about the Achushnet and where she has served.  The Pendleton disaster is not well known outside of the Coast Guard but a few legends were made that day.  (Google BM1 Bernie Webber to learn more about that)

http://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/remembering-uscgc-acushnet/

"Sadly, it was time for the Coast Guard’s oldest ship to go."

Uh...wouldn't that be USCGC Eagle, by eight years?  (Or by four months if you only count from the US commissioning.)
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: RocketMan on October 06, 2011, 10:53:10 PM
"So, Mr. Terrorist, you have an RPG?  Buwhahahahahaha!  Say hello to my leetle freend."
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AJ Dual on October 07, 2011, 08:55:25 AM
The first beam suppresses the charge on the electron.

The second beam suppresses the charge of the proton...
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: MillCreek on October 07, 2011, 10:18:44 AM
The first beam suppresses the charge on the electron.

The second beam suppresses the charge of the proton...

3.  Profit!
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AJ Dual on October 07, 2011, 10:32:34 AM
Be upwind though. Lots of monatomic dust will be floating about.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: KD5NRH on October 07, 2011, 11:15:29 AM
The first beam suppresses the charge on the electron.

The second beam suppresses the charge of the proton...

The third beam gets really confused trying to figure out what to do with the neutron.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AJ Dual on October 07, 2011, 11:22:43 AM
The third beam gets really confused trying to figure out what to do with the neutron.

There is no third beam in a slaver disintegrator.

(Which is a kinda-sorta ironic name. Considering pirates sometimes do "slaving"...)
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: dm1333 on October 07, 2011, 02:53:05 PM
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Uh...wouldn't that be USCGC Eagle, by eight years?  (Or by four months if you only count from the US commissioning.)

If the Eagle is in service as opposed to commissioned it wouldn't be the oldest cutter.  That may or may not apply here.  The 87' patrol boats that have enlisted OIC's are in service instead of commissioned.  Rumor has it the person who won the bid, at about $600,000, doesn't have the money for fuel to take it to where ever he was planning on taking it.  So he put it back up for sale (this is the eBay ad in this thread) so maybe you guys can pick her up pretty cheap.  As far as old tech goes a lot of the stuff on board is relatively up to date.  The thing I would worry most about are the reduction gears. 

I also would NOT touch a 378 with a 10 foot pole if you guys think one of those would be good for pirate hunting.  Wafer thin hull plating and plenty of reduction gear problems!
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: KD5NRH on October 07, 2011, 03:24:09 PM
If the Eagle is in service as opposed to commissioned it wouldn't be the oldest cutter.

At least one source lists her as "current, active commission," same as the Constitution.

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Rumor has it the person who won the bid, at about $600,000, doesn't have the money for fuel to take it to where ever he was planning on taking it.

Refit for sail, and let's go.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: dm1333 on October 07, 2011, 04:30:25 PM
According to the CG Historian's official website the Smilax was commissioned in 1944, the Eagle on May 15th, 1946. 
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: KD5NRH on October 07, 2011, 05:29:12 PM
According to the CG Historian's official website the Smilax was commissioned in 1944, the Eagle on May 15th, 1946. 

Acushnet was commissioned as USS Shackle by the Navy in February 1944, decommissioned from the Navy and commissioned into the Coast Guard as USCGC Acushnet in August of 1946.  Smilax should have had the title of oldest commission (November of 1944) all along if they're going by CG commission date, with Eagle (May of 1946) second and Acushnet third.  If they're counting original commission date regardless of service, then Eagle's got them all beat by several years with its 1936 commissioning as SSS Horst Wessel, then Acushnet/Shackle, then Smilax.

Timeline:
USCGC Eagle first Commissioned (as SSS Horst Wessel):  September 1936
USCGC Acushnet first Commissioned (as USS Shackle): February 1944
USCGC Smilax Commissioned: November 1944
USCGC Eagle recommissioned: May 1946
USCGC Acushnet recommissioned: August 1946

The only way it makes sense to put Acushnet first and Smilax second is if you're going by total US service, regardless of branch or name.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: dm1333 on October 07, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
Well, I don't have an answer for you!  Ask me a question about motor lifeboats or other small boats.   =D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: KD5NRH on October 09, 2011, 05:20:07 AM
Well, I don't have an answer for you!  Ask me a question about motor lifeboats or other small boats.   =D

Okay, if the German Navy commissions a really big motor lifeboat with sails in 1936, and the USCG takes it and recommissions it in 1946, how old is the lifeboat in 2011?   =D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: MrsSmith on October 09, 2011, 07:54:01 AM
OMG, are we buying the damn boat or not?
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: TechMan on October 09, 2011, 08:28:52 AM
OMG, are we buying the damn boat or not?

Going through withdrawals already?  ;)
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: seeker_two on October 09, 2011, 09:02:28 AM
OMG, are we buying the damn boat or not?

I ain't seen your half of the money yet....
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Tallpine on October 09, 2011, 10:58:01 AM
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Okay, if the German Navy commissions a really big motor lifeboat with sails in 1936, and the USCG takes it and recommissions it in 1946, how old is the lifeboat in 2011?

How about an old ship built in the 18th century that's all original - except for new deck, new ribs, new keel, new planking, and new rigging  ???

 =D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: MrsSmith on October 09, 2011, 09:29:33 PM
Going through withdrawals already?  ;)

Yes.

I ain't seen your half of the money yet....

Check's in the mail.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AJ Dual on October 09, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
No... the logistical tail on this is just too long. We need something much more efficient.

I think the best way to go is find something newer, in diesel-electric, then we fly under the radar with the DOE, and get birdman and physics working on retrofitting it with a little miniature Thorium pile and some sort of non-traditional starter neutron source, and we run some smoky little truck diesels up the funnel when we're near port.  :angel:

There's no way we're going to break even the first few years, even if we got lucky and were issued a letter or marque right away without even proving ourselves first.

Although... taking a contract from the Japanese to go after the Sea Shepherd might be fun...  =D
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: dm1333 on October 10, 2011, 07:30:35 PM
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There's no way we're going to break even the first few years, even if we got lucky and were issued a letter or marque right away without even proving ourselves first.

Never say never!  We sail close to where the Somalis are holding some of these ships, launch a small boat with a prize crew, take a ship back and ask for half of what the Somalis wanted in ransom.  Voila!  (just don't pay 10 mil for the Acushnet like the guy is asking for.  Especially since he just bought it for $600,000.  Sheesh!)

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Okay, if the German Navy commissions a really big motor lifeboat with sails in 1936, and the USCG takes it and recommissions it in 1946, how old is the lifeboat in 2011? 


Middle aged, by Coast Guard standards! 
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 10, 2011, 07:35:45 PM


Although... taking a contract from the Japanese to go after the Sea Shepherd might be fun...  =D

Like.  Plus eleventy.
Title: Re: USS APS??
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 10, 2011, 08:38:51 PM
Although... taking a contract from the Japanese to go after the Sea Shepherd might be fun...  =D

I wonder if there's any way to convince some Somali pirates that there's a LOT on money and gold bullion on the Sea Shepherd ...