Author Topic: Worst.Baby.Name.Ever. (Read 7891 times)

Sylvilagus Aquaticus · « **on:** April 21, 2005, 03:38:36 PM »

Y'know, I've been around awhile now. I don't have any kids of my own (that I'm aware of, anyway) but I know some folks who have come up with the most godawful names for their offspring. One that comes to mind is Shenekia Uniquia Britney. Another one, twins, in fact, Orangjelo and Lemonjelo...brothers, named for their mom's favorite dessert- and I saw the birth certificates at the hospital I was working at.

Well, this one takes it.

http://lonestartimes.com/?p=600

and here's the hospital announcement.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

At least he won't have to adopt a stage name if he goes into the music business.

Regards,
Rabbit.

Antibubba · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2005, 05:11:09 PM »

Ynnnngggk! That's awful. Someone call Social services.

True story-I went to HS with a girl whose mother heard a beautiful name come to her in the delivery room, which is how she got the name "Placenta". cheesy

mtnbkr · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2005, 05:58:26 PM »

Looks like the type of name given to pedigreed show dogs.

Chris

duck hunt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2005, 06:23:19 PM »

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.htm

brimic · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2005, 06:41:58 PM »

Sometimes stupidity is self inflicted.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/apr05/317456.asp

Anna G. · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2005, 01:42:10 AM »

Oh [insert a random curse]! Why oh why do people do that!?!? And letting alone the extreme case, how about all these people who name their kids with names that are not so strikingly bad as this one, but bad enough to earn them mockery? The more "original" and "unconventional" the name is, the hicker the parents. Ugh.

A little example: http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~02-08-04_09.gif

Smith · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2005, 04:58:48 AM »

Don't even start, Anna, you're dating a aguy named Ar.

Antibubba · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2005, 05:05:07 AM »

brimic,

I'm not completely convinced that guy is so stupid. I think he's onto something. Of course, when I graduated, I had 162 credit hours, so I might be slightly biased.

Chris · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2005, 09:23:56 AM »

I prosecuted a pair of twin boys years back when I was in juvenile. Ben and Ray. That is Ben Gay and Ray Gay. Wish I'd made up that one. As they say, truth is stranger than fiction, becuase fiction must at least stay within the realm of the posible...

Wildalaska · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2005, 02:49:52 PM »

How about...

Feemaley or Jean Natalia

WildhewhodoesnotexistAlaska

Dave Markowitz · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2005, 04:25:09 PM »

My wife teaches elementary school in North Philly. Her first year, she had a girl named Stanleanne. Each year in July or August she gets the list of the kids she'll be getting the next school year and it's always cause for amusement.

Kharn · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2005, 04:39:16 PM »

I know of one "Sh*thead" in the public school system in PG County, MD. Apparently, its prounced "shi-thead" and is a common Indian name with an unfortunate spelling.

Kharn

Holly76201 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2005, 06:38:52 PM »

How about Zenith Motorola Smith?
Or Miss Brooke Trout, saw that one in the nuptials listed in the Dallas Morning News

JAlexander · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2005, 06:51:40 PM »

This one trumps them all.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/mmc1/public/mmc1birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h1-4161

James

armedcitizen · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2005, 07:05:18 PM »

Forget licensing guns, license parents!

grislyatoms · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2005, 05:08:31 AM »

I once worked with a guy who's name was:

Cadillac Seville Carr.

No joke, he showed me his driver's license.

Guest · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2005, 05:18:53 AM »

You're from Texas, and you didn't mention the daughter of Governor James S. Hogg- Ima...

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

lpl/nc

Anna G. · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2005, 05:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Smith

Don't even start, Anna, you're dating a aguy named Ar.

...

Now... That's not his real name and you know it.

James, I totally agree. undecided

F2 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2005, 12:09:10 PM »

Now I'm going to have to go listen to Johnny Cash...

duck hunt · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2005, 12:38:13 PM »

Hey F2, don't laugh. We're naming our soon-to-arrive son Suleiman, so he's gonna be a boy named Sue.

(Actually we are calling him Suley for short, so he'll be a boy named Suley.)

Waitone · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2005, 06:20:25 PM »

Telly Sevallis Jones

Stickjockey · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2005, 12:47:21 PM »

I did know a Mike Hunt once. Jimmy Carter, too. rolleyes

grampster · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2005, 12:53:22 PM »

Bill Lear's daughter was krysta chanda lear.

Strings · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2005, 06:03:39 AM »

had a guy in boot with me named Artemis James Gordon

WHY do people seem to be trying to get their kids beaten nowadays?

doczinn · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2005, 06:23:57 AM »

I once knew a Richard Head....

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