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« on: May 07, 2005, 09:38:00 PM »
... the world's hottest sauce has been unveiled.

From the Telegraph, London (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;sessionid=AOJLBTWF0XQ1HQFIQMFSM5WAVCBQ0JVC?xml=/news/2005/05/08/wchil08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/05/08/ixhome.html&secureRefresh=true&_requestid=15499):

This chilli is so hot, you'd have to drink 250,000 gallons of water just to put out the fire

By James Langton in New York
(Filed: 08/05/2005)

"We live in an extreme world," explains Blair Lazar, a hot sauce creator. "And I make extreme foods.' In his hands is the hottest spice in the world, an ultra-refined version of chilli powder so fiery that customers must sign a waiver absolving him of any liability if they are foolish enough to try it.

Locked in a crystal flask sealed with wax and a tiny skull, Mr Lazar's mouth-blistering concoction is pure capsaicin - the chemical that lends habanero and jalapeno peppers their thermo nuclear heat.
    
His "16 Million Reserve", which is released to the public this week, is the holy grail of hot sauces, the hottest that chemistry can create.

It is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper, the Red Savina from Mexico, and 8,000 times stronger than Tabasco sauce. To put the tiniest speck on the tip of your tongue is to experience "pure heat", Mr Lazar says.

Although capsaicin does not actually burn - it fools your brain into thinking that you are in pain by stimulating nerve endings in your mouth - some medical experts believe that it could kill an asthmatic or hospitalise a user who touched his eyes or other sensitive parts of the anatomy.

Mr Lazar has trained his palate to endure the sensation, but he remembers the moment he dared to taste his "16 Million Reserve".

"The pain was exquisite," he said. "It was like having your tongue hit with a hammer. Man, it hurt. My tongue swelled up and it hurt like hell for days."

The eye-watering qualities of peppers are measured in internationally recognised Scoville units, developed by Wilbur Scoville, an American chemist who, in 1912, asked tasters to evaluate how many parts of sugar water it took to neutralise capsaicin heat.

Today, capsaicin content is measured in parts per million, using a process known as high-performance liquid chromatography; one part being equivalent to 15 Scoville units. Benign bell peppers rate zero Scoville units and the Red Savina entered Guinness World Records at 570,000 units.

Pure capsaicin, meanwhile, has a heat score of 16 million units - inspiring the name for Mr Lazar's latest creation. Each of the 999 limited-edition bottles, priced at $199 (£105), contains just a few crystals. The powder is so strong, however, that Mr Lazar estimates that it would have to be dissolved in 250,000 gallons of water before it could no longer be tasted.

His career as a hot sauce creator began when he found that the best way to clear drunks out of his seaside bar was to give them free chicken wings dipped in an eye-watering home-made hot sauce.

Now he runs Extreme Foods in New Jersey, selling his existing range, including "Mega Death" and "Jersey Death", the latter, according to Mr Lazar, being the world's hottest usable condiment.

He keeps a fridge full of iced spring water in his office for those brave enough to try some. Most tasters sweat heavily and are unable to see for tears for up to half an hour.

It takes several tons of fresh peppers to produce 1lb of capsaicin for the 16 Million Reserve, and the work takes months. First, moisture is removed from the fresh peppers until a thick tar-like substance remains.

The means by which all further impurities are eliminated, leaving pure capsaicin powder, is a trade secret, but the work takes place in a laboratory where Mr Lazar and his team wear sealed suits with masks to avoid inhaling the dust.

Five years ago Mr Lazar created "2am Reserve" in honour of the hour at which he once closed his bar. It was hotter than any other chilli product on the market, measuring up to 900,000 Scoville units.

He then distilled even stronger chilli extracts, including the scorching "6am Reserve" at 10 million units. Most of the signed and numbered bottles of "16 Million Reserve" will be bought by aficionados known as chilli heads.

Buyers have to sign a disclaimer warning that any handling "must be under a controlled environment using protective gloves and safety eye wear".

"It shouldn't be used for flavour," says Mr Lazar. "The only function is its heat value." He prefers not to speculate on what might happen should anyone be foolish enough to down an entire bottle. Rinsing the mouth with milk is among the best remedies as the capsaicin binds to fat molecules; it will also dissolve in alcohol.

Internet sites such as the hot sauce weblog and sweatnspice.com have been abuzz with talk about this week's release, with many collectors planning to buy at least two bottles - one to display and the other to try.

But one chilli head who obtained an early sample dropped a single grain into a pan of tomato soup. After persuading his wife to try a spoonful, he reported that: "She threatened divorce once she could speak again.''
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2005, 03:20:57 AM »
Why not just spray OC on your dinner?  I enjoy hot food but this is absurd.  You could not possibly taste the food with this stuff on it.

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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2005, 05:16:23 AM »
I agree with Greg.

Consuming this stuff is the equivalent of making a "Jackass" video.   Stupid, pointless.

No bravado intended, but I enjoy hot stuff as much as the next guy.  My wife and I grew Habeneros last year and made/canned some great salsa...but you can eat it and enjoy it in moderation.

The stuff we're talking about here makes as much sense to me as folks who like to be choked unconscious during sex.  Takes all kinds, I guess, but don't float my boat.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2005, 08:36:28 AM »
This is the same Blair of the "Blair's 3 a.m." hot sauce and miscellaneous other "extreme" hot sauces.

I think these are sold more for the novelty than anyone actually using it.

Not to go banging the gongs of bravado either, but I find most hot sauces too tame.

 That being said, 16,000,000 Scovilles?

I'll pass.

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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 08:59:51 AM »
I'm pretty sure Homer Simpson tried this once. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2005, 09:01:37 AM »
I could see a use. Every year one of the sororities has a chili contest: the best and the hottest.  This could tip the scale.

PS we tried pepper spray to little effect one year in our chili.

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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2005, 10:03:03 AM »
Hmm....  I need to buy a bottle of this stuff.  It has much potential for mischief.
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2005, 05:06:51 AM »
My stomach won't take hot food like it used to (I'm not as young as I used to be), but I did once have a plate of Bufalo wings that made my lips peel.  That said, the thing about any extreme hot sauce (say over 2 million Scovilles) is that you can use it to add heat without changing the flavor of something.  You make up a nice big batch of chili that tastes GREAT but isn't that hot.  If you add pepper you change the flavor.  You take your hot sauce, dip a toothpick in it, swish it around in the chili, mix it up and you've got instant fire and still great tasting chili.

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2005, 01:48:01 PM »
Sounds like the perfect end-run for the Geneva Convention's ban on mustard gas.

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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2005, 04:15:45 PM »
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mmmmmm.... sixteen million scovilles... maybe i can get one that goes to twenty!
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2005, 07:02:53 PM »
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He keeps a fridge full of iced spring water in his office for those brave enough to try some. Most tasters sweat heavily and are unable to see for tears for up to half an hour.
If he really cared he'd have a fridge full of chocolate milk.  That water is useless for getting the hot taste out of your mouth.

A guy I work with brought in some Habanero Queso the other day.  It was fantastic.  For the first time in my life I actually fantasized about food for the rest of the day.  Not only was it hot, but had the best flavor I've ever tasted in queso.  That and some flour tortillas was all we needed for lunch.  Had a burning sensation in my stomach for hours after lunch.  It was oddly comforting, and I don't even like queso.  I'm a salsa guy!
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