Maybe they just make crappy lasagna in Misery? I don't have lasagna a lot, but I've had more good and flavorful lasagna than bland.
More likely there's just one weirdo in the state that just has
weird super-refined and sophisticated tastebuds.
Or maybe our lasagna really is bad. Plus our mac-and-cheese, potato salad, walnuts, pecans, Mountain Dew, ranch dressing, ketchup, horseradish, and hot wings.