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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2014, 07:55:07 PM »
National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day

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Dude, you have the worst and most impossible day of all.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2014, 07:55:53 PM »
September 1… Emma M. Nutt Day

Huh?   Why the   *&^^& did I even bother?  Who the ___ Is Emma Nutt?  Do I wanna know?  

Say it out loud and think Bart Simpson prank calls to the bar while you do it.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2014, 08:00:43 PM »
Save the Rhino Day.

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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2014, 08:11:24 PM »
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Dude, you have the worst and most impossible day of all.

The majority of my cat's questions can be answered by 'Here is more food.  You are not actually starving'.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2014, 09:10:11 PM »
National Macaroon Day. Cookies. I'll take it.

Though every few years I get Memorial Day too, Lee.

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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2014, 10:09:18 PM »
January 1… First Foot Day and Z Day

First Foot Day???
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2014, 10:21:38 PM »
I didn't like what they had for my birthday so I'll just declare my birthday as National Get Off My Lawn Day.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2014, 11:04:52 PM »
I didn't like what they had for my birthday so I'll just declare my birthday as National Get Off My Lawn Day.

You think I liked National Pink Day for mine?!?!?!
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2014, 11:30:57 PM »
You think I liked National Pink Day for mine?!?!?!

suck it up buttercup.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2014, 11:49:47 PM »
I was born on February 2nd, so in addition to Groundhog's Day I get Purification Day (which I didn't even know was a thing).   ;/
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2014, 07:48:31 AM »
January 1… First Foot Day and Z Day

First Foot Day???

Mostly a Southron tradition - the gender of the first foot across your threshold on New Year's Day determines your luck for the year.

Goes along with serving the first foot either Hoppin' John or buckshot.

When I lived in Fredericksburg the men & boys of the neighborhood all got together and worked out assignments for First Footing.  I was the new YamDankee ComeHere (apparently who my mother was before she got married was not on the approved list as well as having recently moved from Manassas) so was not aware that setting the sachedule was the primary reason for the gathering around the fire barrel before the new Year's Eve block party got started.  Also, being the YamDankee I got the two houses at the far end of the neighborhood.

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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2014, 08:38:07 AM »
Eat your hearts out...

Come and Take It Day.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2014, 09:01:15 AM »
Eat your hearts out...

Come and Take It Day.

It's also German-American day.  Do you often fell like invading Poland and/or France?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2014, 12:33:02 PM »
It's also German-American day.  Do you often fell like invading Poland and/or France?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I feel torn, on one hand I would like to invade them, but then on the other I sort of want to save them from invasion...very weird.
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2014, 12:35:39 PM »
September 1… Emma M. Nutt Day

Huh?   Why the   *&^^& did I even bother?  Who the ___ Is Emma Nutt?  Do I wanna know?  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Nutt
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2014, 08:32:18 PM »
Punk for a Day Day.  Hah!
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2014, 08:38:06 PM »
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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2014, 09:34:31 PM »
September 1… Emma M. Nutt Day

Huh?   Why the   *&^^& did I even bother?  Who the ___ Is Emma Nutt?  Do I wanna know?  

That's my stripper name.  I'm kind of a big deal.

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Re: What crazy national day falls on your birthday??
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2014, 09:58:40 PM »
That's my stripper name.  I'm kind of a big deal.

Oh, I am definitely avoiding that show.
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